Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
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I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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"No, *I* can retire more medical debt!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'M going to endow more free tuition colleges!"
"Well, I'm going to put the entire Congo rainforest into a nature conservancy!"
"I'm going fund every orphan disease cure!"
"I'LL get all of Africa powered by solar electricity!"
etc.
"Oh yeah? Well I'M going to endow more free tuition colleges!"
"Well, I'm going to put the entire Congo rainforest into a nature conservancy!"
"I'm going fund every orphan disease cure!"
"I'LL get all of Africa powered by solar electricity!"
etc.
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"No, *I* can retire more medical debt!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'M going to endow more free tuition colleges!"
"Well, I'm going to put the entire Congo rainforest into a nature conservancy!"
"I'm going fund every orphan disease cure!"
"I'LL get all of Africa powered by solar electricity!"
etc.
"Oh yeah? Well I'M going to endow more free tuition colleges!"
"Well, I'm going to put the entire Congo rainforest into a nature conservancy!"
"I'm going fund every orphan disease cure!"
"I'LL get all of Africa powered by solar electricity!"
etc.
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I've got a letter my great grandfather wrote to my grandpa where he says "If I were to pass around two hats, one for the greatest telescope to ever be built and another for a foundling's home, I would have my telescope long before I tucked in the first foundling" in a rant about this kind of thing
February 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I've got a letter my great grandfather wrote to my grandpa where he says "If I were to pass around two hats, one for the greatest telescope to ever be built and another for a foundling's home, I would have my telescope long before I tucked in the first foundling" in a rant about this kind of thing
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Curing diseases is illegal now
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Curing diseases is illegal now
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Musk probably has the highest body count of anyone since Pol Pot. It just feels like this should be mentioned pretty much every time he comes up.
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Musk probably has the highest body count of anyone since Pol Pot. It just feels like this should be mentioned pretty much every time he comes up.
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Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are only going to get more competitive now that they both are focusing on the moon, columnist Tim Higgins writes.
Bezos vs. Musk: The New Billionaire Battle for the Moon
Elon Musk has changed his focus from Mars to a lunar base, going head to head with Jeff Bezos
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
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(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
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guys that has been happening *on video* for weeks and weeks. if the nyt actually cared, they'd look at the footage. there's *so much of it*.
Glad this is getting covered, but also… Completely surreal to read the NYT report on this as recently disclosed info, and just an allegation. This happened to every observer I know! It happened to me twice! I have it on video both times! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
guys that has been happening *on video* for weeks and weeks. if the nyt actually cared, they'd look at the footage. there's *so much of it*.
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Don't forget: Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant loyal to the apartheid doctrines he learned growing up in Pretoria, South Africa. He doesn't understand American values, much less share them.
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Don't forget: Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant loyal to the apartheid doctrines he learned growing up in Pretoria, South Africa. He doesn't understand American values, much less share them.
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The whole thing w/Nixon thawing out relations with China was constantly flogged as, “Only Nixon could do it”, because he’d been so adamantly anti-communist. Which laid the groundwork for basically “Only reactionaries can do progressive things.” Meaning only the GOP has the legitimacy to do anything.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The whole thing w/Nixon thawing out relations with China was constantly flogged as, “Only Nixon could do it”, because he’d been so adamantly anti-communist. Which laid the groundwork for basically “Only reactionaries can do progressive things.” Meaning only the GOP has the legitimacy to do anything.
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Taxes are great! When they are taxes by a right wing president on imports! As long as we call them by a mysterious word that we and the media all pretend to not understand--tariffs! Gosh who pays them, such a mystery!
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Taxes are great! When they are taxes by a right wing president on imports! As long as we call them by a mysterious word that we and the media all pretend to not understand--tariffs! Gosh who pays them, such a mystery!
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American conservatism has proceeded from "a series of irritable mental gestures" to a snake oil conglomerate with only brief stops along the way at rightwing think tanks for reputation laundering. You may quote me!
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
American conservatism has proceeded from "a series of irritable mental gestures" to a snake oil conglomerate with only brief stops along the way at rightwing think tanks for reputation laundering. You may quote me!
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Since then conservatives have just been sticking old slogans on top of new reversals of what had until recently been conservative doctrine. It's great Trump ordered the pentagon to buy coal to artificially inflate demand! What have you got against coal?
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Since then conservatives have just been sticking old slogans on top of new reversals of what had until recently been conservative doctrine. It's great Trump ordered the pentagon to buy coal to artificially inflate demand! What have you got against coal?
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The first reactive wave was their Free Speech BS -- years ago conservatives loved the government and institutions shutting people up; then in the 21c switched gears to Cancel Culture panic; then with Trump reverted to their old pro-censorship position.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The first reactive wave was their Free Speech BS -- years ago conservatives loved the government and institutions shutting people up; then in the 21c switched gears to Cancel Culture panic; then with Trump reverted to their old pro-censorship position.
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Trump has made conservative ideas so toxic that rightwing intellectuals are desperately dishing out contrarian takes like "hey what if we totally reverse our decades-long bullshit about Cuba."
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trump has made conservative ideas so toxic that rightwing intellectuals are desperately dishing out contrarian takes like "hey what if we totally reverse our decades-long bullshit about Cuba."
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Marco Rubio’s history and connection to the drug world is pretty insane
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
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January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Marco Rubio’s history and connection to the drug world is pretty insane
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
prospect.org/2025/12/23/n...
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(He did mention Ukraine in the answer to a question afterwards and said, more or less, that he does not know whether negotiations will succeed)
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
(He did mention Ukraine in the answer to a question afterwards and said, more or less, that he does not know whether negotiations will succeed)
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Rubio just made a speech to the European defense community in Munich that did not mention Ukraine. Or democracy. Or US business deals with Russia. Or the administration's plans to support the European far right. But there were lots of nice words about our common civilization.
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Rubio just made a speech to the European defense community in Munich that did not mention Ukraine. Or democracy. Or US business deals with Russia. Or the administration's plans to support the European far right. But there were lots of nice words about our common civilization.
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Get real. Not a calm or reassuring message at all.
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Rubio just made a speech to the European defense community in Munich that did not mention Ukraine. Or democracy. Or US business deals with Russia. Or the administration's plans to support the European far right. But there were lots of nice words about our common civilization.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Get real. Not a calm or reassuring message at all.
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Calm and reassuring among wild-eyed, braying, fascist weirdos.
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Calm and reassuring among wild-eyed, braying, fascist weirdos.
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Uh no he didn't, have a look at the European papers
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio delivered a calm and reassuring message to America's allies in Munich, after more than a year of President Donald Trump's often-hostile rhetoric toward allies. n.pr/4qHYOAJ
Rubio reassures trans-Atlantic ties with Europe at Munich Security Conference
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio delivered a calm and reassuring message to America's allies in Munich, after more than a year of President Donald Trump's often-hostile rhetoric toward allies.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Uh no he didn't, have a look at the European papers
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
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Posting has ruined my life
August 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Posting has ruined my life
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January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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