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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · Aug 24

Posting has ruined my life

Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

lol for me, imo

Hans Moleman saying "posting has ruined my life. I'm 41 years old!"

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 2d

Wat

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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.writes.news · 2d

Lara Trump on her father-in-law not winning the Nobel Peace Prize (Fox News:

"He deserves it more than anyone alive on this planet right now. There's no doubt." She goes on to accuse the committee of suffering from Trump derangement syndrome

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d

they are absolutely going to make up like the American Prize for Peace Accomplishments in the Field of Presidential War-Stopping and give it to him. His face will be on the medal and the whole thing will cost us like $40 million.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 2d

Yep

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 2d

oops

Text from news report:

“Tensions between Venezuela and America soared following the attack, but Machado insisted to The Sunday Times that Trump was right to bomb the boat.
"I totally support his strategy," Machado said.
"And I've said on behalf of the Venezuelan people that we are very grateful. I think it is the right thing to do. It's courageous. It's visionary."”

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Jim Brown @jimbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Habeas Corpus? Didn’t we deport him?

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

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Jake Tobin @jaketobin.bsky.social · 3d

Why is this every city sign

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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 3d

I’d probably be a lot calmer reading about this shit in a history book.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

acting like johnny cash didn’t write peak with his song sunday morning coming down is crazy

bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 3d

wtaf are you talking about

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 2d

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

Happy Six-Month Yearly Walter Reed Routine Check-Up Day to all who celebrate. Prayers up

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty neat that NYCC won’t let people with pro, press, etc passes in the con early, as they have every year previously for the past 19 years! Makes it super easy to get to your 10am appointments!

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com · 2d

how disgusting and unnecessary. begging men to be normal just once.

WIRED @wired.com · 2d

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money." www.wired.com/story/men-ar...

Men Are Betting on WNBA Players' Menstrual Cycles

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money."

www.wired.com

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 2d

Le Creuset is Cheugy 👎

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 2d

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 2d

You know how you force a ceasefire? Stop sending the fire so it fucking ceases.

tomgiberson.bsky.social @tomgiberson.bsky.social · 2d

Bibi didn’t want a ceasefire while Biden was in office. I think it’s that’s simple.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 2d

The widespread media decision to frame international affairs as "will Donnie get the prize he wants?" is pathetic.

He's not the protagonist of human events. And to the extent he's a significant character in world affairs, whether or not he gets a prize is one of the least important things about it.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 2d

He wants X thing so he gets X thing is not a given. And to me that's the thing to uproot from people's consciousness. Because we're less than a year in and many people seem already defeated.

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 2d

"I know courage. I have the best courage. No one has more integrity than me, believe me...."

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2d

they need to be mocked relentlessly for this

oh did your special little guy not get his little prize? did your wittle boy not get his wittle trophy? is pee paw sad he didnt get his trinket? these people are a fucking joke

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

On the left is how the White House reacted to the Nobel Peace Prize announcement.

On the right is what President Trump posted about Maria Corina Machado back in January, just two weeks before nominations closed for the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize.

Steven Cheung * B @StevenCheung47
X.com
President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives.
He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.
The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Venezuelan democracy activist Maria Corina Machado and President-elect Gonzalez are peacefully expressing the voices and the WILL of the Venezuelan people with hundreds of thousands of people demonstrating against the regime. The great Venezuelan American community in the United States overwhelmingly support a free Venezuela, and strongly supported me. These freedom fighters should not be harmed, and MUST stay SAFE and ALIVE!
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