Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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Posting has ruined my life
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He looks like one/all of the Upper-Class Twits from Monty Python
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He looks like one/all of the Upper-Class Twits from Monty Python
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They're afraid of being turned into dogs
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They're afraid of being turned into dogs
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[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
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reskeet cuz hidden
Chuck is such a weak leader that even his imaginary Bailey family doesn’t support him anymore
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
reskeet cuz hidden
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I mean this from the bottom of my heart: if the Democratic Party had shown simple competence between 2017-2024 instead of letting their shills tell us everything was fine and they were working on it, Trump would be in a cell right now, if not executed for high treason.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I mean this from the bottom of my heart: if the Democratic Party had shown simple competence between 2017-2024 instead of letting their shills tell us everything was fine and they were working on it, Trump would be in a cell right now, if not executed for high treason.
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Democrats continue to surprise me, because I keep thinking they can’t score an even more spectacular own goal against an administration that wouldn’t even exist if the Democratic Party was an actual working opposition party, but here we are.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Democrats continue to surprise me, because I keep thinking they can’t score an even more spectacular own goal against an administration that wouldn’t even exist if the Democratic Party was an actual working opposition party, but here we are.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure they're willing to come to the table. And then flip you the double-birds and scream "FUCK YOU!"
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh, yeah. I'm sure they're willing to come to the table. And then flip you the double-birds and scream "FUCK YOU!"
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Unfortunately I am here to tell you: it's time to worry about what the Supreme Court is going to do to mail ballots postmarked by election day that arrive after election day, in states across the country. This could be enormous.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
SCOTUS to Hear GOP Lawsuit That Could Radically Restrict Mail Voting
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Unfortunately I am here to tell you: it's time to worry about what the Supreme Court is going to do to mail ballots postmarked by election day that arrive after election day, in states across the country. This could be enormous.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
October 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Hey guys, look. It’s the nothing you just negotiated for
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hey guys, look. It’s the nothing you just negotiated for
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“Oh neat, we found God”
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Oh neat, we found God”
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Deranged and eugenicist people.
“I’ve come to this anti-vax conference with a message: that we need to be more boldly anti-vax,” said Mark Gorton, the head of the MAHA Institute…(he) called for the elimination of the childhood vaccination schedule & removal of vaccines from the market.
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
‘God is an anti-vaxxer’: Inside the conference celebrating RFK Jr.’s rise
An anti-vaccine conference in Austin celebrated Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s rise to political power, highlighting his influence in Trump’s Washington.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Deranged and eugenicist people.
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It would be great if Dems could see that they are getting sold out by their geriatric leadership, who are too blinded by money and routine and adherence to ye olde norms to see that they are getting punked by younger Republicans fueled by dark money.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It would be great if Dems could see that they are getting sold out by their geriatric leadership, who are too blinded by money and routine and adherence to ye olde norms to see that they are getting punked by younger Republicans fueled by dark money.
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Me and the gang from One Got Fat
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me and the gang from One Got Fat
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The lineup
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The lineup
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Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
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Can someone tell me how people are changing the "for"?
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Can someone tell me how people are changing the "for"?
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Good lord, you two, you’re just doing this out in public where anyone can see?
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good lord, you two, you’re just doing this out in public where anyone can see?
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Social media and Twitter in particular is directly responsible for the state of the world today because so fucking many pundits, politicians, celebrities, billionaires and wanna-be aristos discovered that people just don't like them and it *BROKE THEIR BRAINS*
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Social media and Twitter in particular is directly responsible for the state of the world today because so fucking many pundits, politicians, celebrities, billionaires and wanna-be aristos discovered that people just don't like them and it *BROKE THEIR BRAINS*
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Republican Fails To Save His 4yr Old Son’s Masculinity
May 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Republican Fails To Save His 4yr Old Son’s Masculinity
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“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???”
I think they did. I think they were like:
I think they did. I think they were like:
May 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???”
I think they did. I think they were like:
I think they did. I think they were like: