Jonathan CheeseBeard
captcheesebeard.bsky.social
Jonathan CheeseBeard
@captcheesebeard.bsky.social
Of the Willingham CheeseBeards, noted plum juice barons. Heir to the bath mat empire.
I've watched three Nic Cage films in three days and I can feel my sanity starting to crack in places
March 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Staying up all night just absolutely raw-dogging a box of brown sugar and cinnamon Pop-Tarts®
March 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Kids these days should listen to the classics.
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There's something about the short stories of Ray Bradbury that feel heady, intoxicating. A swirl of warmth and chill in alternating sentences.
January 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Listen to Cap. He knows what he's talking about.
January 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Watching the Hogfather on Peacock and am desperate to re-read all of Pratchett's work
December 18, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I'm watching Love Actually for the first time and all I've learned so far is that British people fuck
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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If we all keep posting we will make a post so good that it will fix all this. It’s the monkeys at a keyboard writing Shakespeare but for world peace.
November 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Ain't no party like a US party 'cause a US party makes everyone nervous as fuck
November 7, 2024 at 2:24 AM