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captcrabbypants.bsky.social
@captcrabbypants.bsky.social
I like soup. I love dogs. People are okay.
He’s still got the gullible and dumb-witted. Trump is a nightmare but the size of this demo in our country is the real problem.
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The eyes are the give away #QuietPiggy
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Let’s dress Congress like this before presenting their plan to the wolves
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And Axe Body Spray!
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
“I’m not blind to it…” - DJT
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
7 million people with no where to go. Not even Dems like our “leadership”…
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trump, seen here wearing a turtleneck, did not respond to our request for comment
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Does anyone know the number to the Department of War tip line? I’ve got a lead on a boat filled with coke and criminals…
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Future military training under the leadership of Six Star General Tucker Carlson
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
American citizens are just pawns for Trump
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Correction: right-wing influence and Russian useful idiot Benny Johnson
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It was the Grandest of Juries!
October 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Who could have guessed that simultaneously destroying their markets, arresting their labor force, and jacking up their costs with tariffs would be bad for farmers???
October 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Luckily, his Legion of Gloom is at the ready to do his bidding!
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ineptitude by The Democratic Party
September 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Who would have thought that we’d be missing COVID Trump???
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Your Honor, I offer Exhibit A into evidence."
September 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
South Korea, if you’re listening, there’s a 34 time felon visiting your country in a few weeks. #PaybackIsABitch
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When trump says he wants to “run America like a business” he means that he and his buddies will take all the money
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They thought this was funny up until Mr. Potato Head got shot
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump: “Melania, I think I’m having a stroke!”

Melania:
September 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
May 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In the Huckabee family, there are only one-and-a-half genders
April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
LATER the patient died Of SEPSIS!
April 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
April 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM