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I like soup. I love dogs. People are okay.
We don’t do well with required reading
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We don’t do well with required reading
I’m done over-estimating the American people
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m done over-estimating the American people
Fuck off, Jack!
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fuck off, Jack!
A little bit of me dies every time I agree with Marge or Massie
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A little bit of me dies every time I agree with Marge or Massie
“Raping 14-year old girls” bad
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Raping 14-year old girls” bad
He’s still got the gullible and dumb-witted. Trump is a nightmare but the size of this demo in our country is the real problem.
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He’s still got the gullible and dumb-witted. Trump is a nightmare but the size of this demo in our country is the real problem.
Nope. Just Circle Jerk the Charlatans.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nope. Just Circle Jerk the Charlatans.
“Look, we know people’s healthcare premiums are going way up. To make things a bit easier, we’re letting every American dump whatever they want into your local steam, river, or lake!” - Lee Zelden
a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Look, we know people’s healthcare premiums are going way up. To make things a bit easier, we’re letting every American dump whatever they want into your local steam, river, or lake!” - Lee Zelden
“Nobody understands mirrors!” - DJT
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Nobody understands mirrors!” - DJT
The Heritage Foundation is a blight on our democracy
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Heritage Foundation is a blight on our democracy
I White House spokesman noted, “We are also pleased to announce that we now accept Discover cards.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I White House spokesman noted, “We are also pleased to announce that we now accept Discover cards.”
Say what you want about RFK Jr being HHS Secretary, but he is better than trump’s original pick, Andrew “Dice” Clay
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is talking on a cell phone and saying i 'll be waiting .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is talking on a cell phone and saying i 'll be waiting .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Say what you want about RFK Jr being HHS Secretary, but he is better than trump’s original pick, Andrew “Dice” Clay
“Well, we were driving the ball and everything looked great, until Jesus made me fumble!”
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Well, we were driving the ball and everything looked great, until Jesus made me fumble!”
My grandpa had one font and won WW II
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My grandpa had one font and won WW II
I worked at Microsoft. Yes.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I worked at Microsoft. Yes.