Murphy Murph
@captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
I miss when Spencer wasn’t the equivalent of an online millennial readers digest.
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I miss when Spencer wasn’t the equivalent of an online millennial readers digest.
Bro what the fuck are you talking about?
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Bro what the fuck are you talking about?
The abundance (of volts) platform.
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The abundance (of volts) platform.
Fuck me, he was a year older than I am.
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Fuck me, he was a year older than I am.
A normal well adjusted sociopath with no moral compass or useful human skills.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
A normal well adjusted sociopath with no moral compass or useful human skills.
No one has to listen to him!
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
No one has to listen to him!
If I may, fuck all of them.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If I may, fuck all of them.
I wish the left was 1/10 as organized as these people think.
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I wish the left was 1/10 as organized as these people think.
Go fuck a couch, buddy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Go fuck a couch, buddy.
Congrats to Maureen on her “are we the baddies” moment!
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Congrats to Maureen on her “are we the baddies” moment!
The fact that a mother and father have to say this is just devastating.
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The fact that a mother and father have to say this is just devastating.
Thinking about my evidence teacher who was a Bush White House alum who was the dumbest asshole to tell me a single thing about the law.
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Thinking about my evidence teacher who was a Bush White House alum who was the dumbest asshole to tell me a single thing about the law.
Playing right wing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Playing right wing.