Murphy Murph
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Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
Bill Kristol for DNC chair, not like this timeline could get any weirder.
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Bill Kristol for DNC chair, not like this timeline could get any weirder.
Frank, no.
In @nytopinion
Rahm Emanuel’s “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Rahm Emanuel’s “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Run for President in 2028?
A Democratic insider with an outside chance at the White House
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Frank, no.
The NY Times: multiple videos show that maybe both sides have a point about the summary execution of a US citizen
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The NY Times: multiple videos show that maybe both sides have a point about the summary execution of a US citizen
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Robespierre knew there was never just one.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Robespierre knew there was never just one.
So I’ve been thinking a lot about the French Revolution lately…
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
So I’ve been thinking a lot about the French Revolution lately…
Yeah man, let’s check in on our local law enforcement and see how they’re handling literally anything.
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yeah man, let’s check in on our local law enforcement and see how they’re handling literally anything.
Truly incredible to waste this defense. Stroud cements himself as a proper Houston sports legend.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Truly incredible to waste this defense. Stroud cements himself as a proper Houston sports legend.
Gallagher simply giving a shit and trying brings so much to this listless crew.
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Gallagher simply giving a shit and trying brings so much to this listless crew.
Awful officiating
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Awful officiating
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Democrats are fascist
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Democrats are fascist
Thousands of words by Ray Ratto on Aaron Rodgers would be the only article available in the waiting room for hell.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Thousands of words by Ray Ratto on Aaron Rodgers would be the only article available in the waiting room for hell.
Profiles in Absolute Democrat.
Gov. Gavin Newsom of California vowed to block a tax on billionaires, saying that a ballot proposal has already scared off tech leaders.
Gavin Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was working behind the scenes to block a proposed tax on billionaires’ wealth and was committed to defeating the measure if it reached the ballot.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Profiles in Absolute Democrat.
Good weekend of football.
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Good weekend of football.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
Starfleet Academy looks like ass and you can’t trick me into watching by using Paul Giamatti.
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Starfleet Academy looks like ass and you can’t trick me into watching by using Paul Giamatti.
“Bentancur and Palhinha can’t play together” I scream as ICE bundles me into an unmarked van.
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
“Bentancur and Palhinha can’t play together” I scream as ICE bundles me into an unmarked van.
You think you understand parenthood but then your child becomes a threenager.
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
You think you understand parenthood but then your child becomes a threenager.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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american centrist pundits looking at starmer after he adopted a "popularist" approach to governance
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
american centrist pundits looking at starmer after he adopted a "popularist" approach to governance
Fatality.
The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Fatality.
Incredible “fuck you” game from an entire team directed at a singular person.
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Incredible “fuck you” game from an entire team directed at a singular person.