Things I should be doing: going to the bathroom, laundry, showering
Things I am doing:

Listen: you GOTTA remember to keep your #fatsuit clean. Not everyone is into slob.

Someone just knocked on my door when I was almost done putting my legs on and they're probably some election canvasser and I DO have a lot of candidate questions but it also takes forever to put legs on so aaaaaauuuuugggghhhhhh

OK don't freak out but I made a friend IRL and they're super fat-positive and super kinky and cute and into burlesque so MAYBE I might tell them about this little hobby so I can have someone to hang out with???

I wonder if the reason my cat doesn't like other cats is bc she can't relate to them. She tries talking to them like, "You know how when your human puts a bunch of padding under their clothes and pretends to be a fatty?" and every other cat is like, "What the FUCK are you talking about?" #fatsuit

WHEN DID THEY MAKE THE BITMOJIS UGLY THE FUCK

All dressed up and nowhere to go #Faturday #fatsuit

Genuinely feeling fucking huge here #fatsuit

Fuck, it should not be this hard to squeeze into a large shirt and a 40in waist jeans. Lemme catch my breath real quick 😮‍💨 #fatsuit

Figured I should make one of these too