If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.

I hate living in a volatile time. I would like to exist outside of time, eating a sandwich

Counter terrorists beware. There's a new sheriff in town.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

So like, what's up chat?

I yearn to be the thoughts that fill someone's head when they imagine love. Is that too much to ask?

Spider-Man 2 has probably the best representation of black suit Peter cuz I've never seen another adaptation have him yap so hard, hang up on MJ, and instantly start tweaking for no reason

Manifesting I find love before Valentine's Day before laufey's songs drive me insane
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So this is just the better Twitter now huh