Caranii
@carani07.bsky.social
Pangaea girl, aspiring Englishigician and possibly a Knight who says 'nii'
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Caranii
@carani07.bsky.social
· Feb 8
The year is 2035. The United States are a scorched apocalyptic hellscape. People's political allegiances can be intuited by their funny name for Donald Trump. Currently the Drumpf Muskrats are proud of their growing influence as Republicans continue to stab the shit out of trans children.
Spirit Phone is a damn near perfect exploration of scifi/horror tropes, towing the line between kitsch and earnest until Man-Made Object comes along and somehow feels longer than the 6 minute closer (this is excluding the bonus tracks ftr)
All these no-skip albums I wanna hear about the 1-skip albums and what song should have been cut
July 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Spirit Phone is a damn near perfect exploration of scifi/horror tropes, towing the line between kitsch and earnest until Man-Made Object comes along and somehow feels longer than the 6 minute closer (this is excluding the bonus tracks ftr)
I can see why Adidas teamed up with Oasis cos the ad wasn't anywhere remotely close to a blur
#Taskmaster
#Taskmaster
June 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I can see why Adidas teamed up with Oasis cos the ad wasn't anywhere remotely close to a blur
#Taskmaster
#Taskmaster
Thank you Matthew baynton for giving us an out in the sabrina carpenter discourse #taskmaster
June 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Thank you Matthew baynton for giving us an out in the sabrina carpenter discourse #taskmaster
Sabrina's just doing her best while being dealt the unfortunate card of being straight. Get it girlie
🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album ‘Man’s Best Friend.’ Out August 29th.
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sabrina's just doing her best while being dealt the unfortunate card of being straight. Get it girlie
Trukker MucKenzzie wants justice
May 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trukker MucKenzzie wants justice
Glad to hear your compassion only extends as far as your preconceived notions take you. Maybe try to understand a directors style before saying it's dead easy to replicate
There is no director who would be more easily replaced by generative AI than Wes Anderson
When they make commercial failures, it’s seen as a testament to their art. When they make artistic failures, it’s seen as an aberration—or a failure of critics to comprehend the film. Incredible.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Glad to hear your compassion only extends as far as your preconceived notions take you. Maybe try to understand a directors style before saying it's dead easy to replicate
Holy fuck this can't be how I learn that the host of jeopardy is a Mormon trotskyite who's friends with bean dad and expressed his anguish at hot people in wheelchairs
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
Happy Wednesday
May 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Holy fuck this can't be how I learn that the host of jeopardy is a Mormon trotskyite who's friends with bean dad and expressed his anguish at hot people in wheelchairs
I had a dream last night that I got a pizza with pesto and I think that it's a sign that I am an affront to the new Chicago Pope
May 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I had a dream last night that I got a pizza with pesto and I think that it's a sign that I am an affront to the new Chicago Pope
We all know the pope will bring back deep dish, but is he willing to stand in solidarity for all of us craving gabaghoul?
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We all know the pope will bring back deep dish, but is he willing to stand in solidarity for all of us craving gabaghoul?
Practicing my signature with an Easter egg box.
April 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Practicing my signature with an Easter egg box.
Quite literally the album that transed me.
Post your comfort album
Post your comfort album
April 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Quite literally the album that transed me.
Post your comfort album
Post your comfort album
So just to clarify:
Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday and smoked a fat blunt since it was 4/20. The machiavellian Vance unwittingly poisoned this otherwise decent marijuana leading to the Pope's death the following morning.
That's all correct, right?
Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday and smoked a fat blunt since it was 4/20. The machiavellian Vance unwittingly poisoned this otherwise decent marijuana leading to the Pope's death the following morning.
That's all correct, right?
April 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So just to clarify:
Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday and smoked a fat blunt since it was 4/20. The machiavellian Vance unwittingly poisoned this otherwise decent marijuana leading to the Pope's death the following morning.
That's all correct, right?
Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday and smoked a fat blunt since it was 4/20. The machiavellian Vance unwittingly poisoned this otherwise decent marijuana leading to the Pope's death the following morning.
That's all correct, right?
Kanye, maybe:
Earl Sweatshirt - Scared Straight
YouTube video by Shea Atkinson
youtube.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Kanye, maybe:
Happy Easter everyone
A tale in three pics from my pre trans AC days
A tale in three pics from my pre trans AC days
April 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Happy Easter everyone
A tale in three pics from my pre trans AC days
A tale in three pics from my pre trans AC days
Yknow, if my country was heading into a fascist hellscape of economic calamity, I'd like my Weimar Republic to be a bit more impressive than the fucking Biden Administration
April 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yknow, if my country was heading into a fascist hellscape of economic calamity, I'd like my Weimar Republic to be a bit more impressive than the fucking Biden Administration
I anyone's feeling sick of TERF island they can always come to Turf island. We're not great but we have some dignity
April 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I anyone's feeling sick of TERF island they can always come to Turf island. We're not great but we have some dignity
Wait we may be onto something
April 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wait we may be onto something
Don't mind me, just willing some into existence
April 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Don't mind me, just willing some into existence
Wait what does this mean then?
Please do not reply to my posts. It is my job to dole out harsh truths. It is your job to frown and fall silent.
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
April 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wait what does this mean then?
I don't wanna watch A Nightmare on Elm Street, how about A Daydream on Ash Avenue. Nightmares scare me, but in daydreams I get to frolick around with my friends and fantasise an idyllic life.
I don't wanna play Street Fighter anymore, what we need right now is Street Nicer. When I think of fighting I get very sad but sometimes when I'm in the street I'm there with my friends, which is much more fun. A game where you hang out with friends in the street could do a lot for society.
half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real
April 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't wanna watch A Nightmare on Elm Street, how about A Daydream on Ash Avenue. Nightmares scare me, but in daydreams I get to frolick around with my friends and fantasise an idyllic life.
Reposted by Caranii
I don't wanna play Street Fighter anymore, what we need right now is Street Nicer. When I think of fighting I get very sad but sometimes when I'm in the street I'm there with my friends, which is much more fun. A game where you hang out with friends in the street could do a lot for society.
half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real
April 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don't wanna play Street Fighter anymore, what we need right now is Street Nicer. When I think of fighting I get very sad but sometimes when I'm in the street I'm there with my friends, which is much more fun. A game where you hang out with friends in the street could do a lot for society.