Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

we are so fucked lol

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything.

Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”

Have a written record of society’s collapse.

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