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David Martin
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Chef, nerd, anime geek, CCG fan, human being impersonator.
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
theonion.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com
Welcome to bluesky! We have rules here:

1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me
1. Something’s got to give
2. Something’s got to give
3. Something’s got to give
liberalwombat.com Liberal Wombat @liberalwombat.com · Sep 16
Welcome to bluesky! We have rules here:

1. Monday, you can fall apart
2. Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
3. Thursday doesn't even start
4. Friday, I'm in love
October 5, 2023 at 3:00 AM