They think that just because they are Gerrymandering us again, that they will automatically win. Let’s prove them wrong, Texas! Get out and vote them out!

Just talked to my mom on the phone. So glad, that she raised me before there was a Fox News. It’s like she’s a whole other person now. It just saddens me.

New EO : Nana Nana boo boo

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Every day it gets more relevant to me

I think Musk secretly bought Epstein’s diary, and is giving everyone in it a job, so he can control them all.

I think we can give up the “continuity of government “ drills for the next four years or so.

I hear ya, but I think we’ll go with our idea to do the worst possible thing in every situation, first.

I can’t wait for the third “Smile” movie. It’s going to be called “ You Should Smile”, and it will be just service industry people slaughtering idiots.

What I thought would kill me, by age:

0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.