Carissa Explains Nothing
@carissaexplains.bsky.social
🖤redhead rebel🖤
I really don’t understand the Starbucks bear thing. Put your coffee in an empty honey bear bottle and be done with it already.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I really don’t understand the Starbucks bear thing. Put your coffee in an empty honey bear bottle and be done with it already.
Are you a person who has a fear of setting your feet down on the floor to get out of bed and a gremlin reaches out from under the bed and grabs you?
Then don’t get a cat.
Then don’t get a cat.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Are you a person who has a fear of setting your feet down on the floor to get out of bed and a gremlin reaches out from under the bed and grabs you?
Then don’t get a cat.
Then don’t get a cat.
“I hate when you remind me of what I did.”
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“I hate when you remind me of what I did.”
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
When your abuser destroys your mental health, sees you breaking down under the crushing weight of the abuse, then tells you the one who actually needs therapy is you.
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When your abuser destroys your mental health, sees you breaking down under the crushing weight of the abuse, then tells you the one who actually needs therapy is you.
Just pushing through a little rough patch (okay, a big rough patch but what else is new) and thought I’d make a discount code for the Patreons for anyone interested.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just pushing through a little rough patch (okay, a big rough patch but what else is new) and thought I’d make a discount code for the Patreons for anyone interested.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
August 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
I’m having some early morning thoughts and I’d like input. First of all, big CW for talk of SA. Don’t read further if this conversation will be triggering for you.
If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
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If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
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August 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I’m having some early morning thoughts and I’d like input. First of all, big CW for talk of SA. Don’t read further if this conversation will be triggering for you.
If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
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If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
1/6
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
August 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald Trump rapes women.
Stop electing psychopaths.
Stop electing psychopaths.
August 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald Trump rapes women.
Stop electing psychopaths.
Stop electing psychopaths.
If you know what a “sword drill” is… hi, friend. How goes the faith deconstruction?
July 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you know what a “sword drill” is… hi, friend. How goes the faith deconstruction?
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
The grim reaper was supposed to come get the old, racist, orange man… and he did.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
July 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The grim reaper was supposed to come get the old, racist, orange man… and he did.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Forget credit score. She wants your Tea app score.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Forget credit score. She wants your Tea app score.
I think I need to do a TikTok series teaching people how to NOT be stalkers, because this shit is too damn common right now.
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think I need to do a TikTok series teaching people how to NOT be stalkers, because this shit is too damn common right now.
Reading the unspeakably cruel comments people left on a video of a beautiful disabled baby boy is something that makes me wish there was a hell.
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reading the unspeakably cruel comments people left on a video of a beautiful disabled baby boy is something that makes me wish there was a hell.
I’ll always stop for a selfie with a rainbow, even if I look silly to the other people in the parking lot
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’ll always stop for a selfie with a rainbow, even if I look silly to the other people in the parking lot
It is not the responsibility of women to heal the men who harm us.
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It is not the responsibility of women to heal the men who harm us.
Sweet girl 🥰
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sweet girl 🥰
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
The exhaustion of having people who rely on me to care for them in various ways while I’ve been broken beyond words and need to be cared for while I heal.
The suffering doesn’t end when the abuse stops.
The suffering doesn’t end when the abuse stops.
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The exhaustion of having people who rely on me to care for them in various ways while I’ve been broken beyond words and need to be cared for while I heal.
The suffering doesn’t end when the abuse stops.
The suffering doesn’t end when the abuse stops.
I’m keeping the “secret spicy” Patreon account updated with new posts very regularly now, if anyone cared to know that information. 😁
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m keeping the “secret spicy” Patreon account updated with new posts very regularly now, if anyone cared to know that information. 😁
The weather is getting warm enough for dresses.😃😃😃
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The weather is getting warm enough for dresses.😃😃😃
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
Literally 😂
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Literally 😂