carl
carl.town
carl
@carl.town
from the internet
wallets, design, FE dev
disco || status || ethereum.org || rabbithole || consensys || zeroheight
people set 5 year plans like “raise ten billion dollars and tell people how to spend the majority of their waking lives” but mine is like. walk to the beach in summer. make art and music in the evenings, maybe order indian food with friends. play chivalry 2. go to the mountains in winter.
June 2, 2023 at 7:46 AM
🏄‍♂️ surfed some little tiny waves today
🏄‍♂️ had fun carving
🏄‍♂️ there was a photographer
🍅 I forgot sunscreen
🍕my diet has been poor and it shows
May 31, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by carl
Wish more media companies thought like this.

“This is our little business—we just need to have these margins, pay our employees, and that’s it." https://www.cjr.org/analysis/defector-last-good-website.php
May 30, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by carl
Current AI feels like something out of a Philip K Dick story because it answers a question very few people were asking: What if a computer was stupid?
May 29, 2023 at 11:52 PM
they’re watching
May 29, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by carl
hmm yes i think i will join the invite only experimental social media protocol that uses composable moderation, cryptography, and decentralization, in order to talk about how those things are horrible and people who like them are evil and bluesky should abandon them and be “twitter, but i am elon”
May 29, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Trying to buy in Portugal is like: you would like to pay 50k up front? Cool. Here’s your mortgage. Btw you have to pay 100k up front
May 29, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Just cut in a wonky mullet and for the first time in >10 years, I feel myself again
May 24, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Shed a tear watching king fu panda 2 ama
May 22, 2023 at 11:16 PM
“…I think we can totally stand up to Disney with a lot less money and time and just say, you know, we’re fucking here…”
https://youtu.be/WRr5uRmkNaQ
May 19, 2023 at 9:14 PM
coffee hatch naptime apparently
May 17, 2023 at 2:18 PM
gm. Bobby has started striking on the way home. He harnesses the weight of 1,000 suns and enters rock mode
May 15, 2023 at 2:45 PM
meninos
May 13, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Boys
May 9, 2023 at 1:26 AM
WE LIKE THE SILLY GLASSES
May 5, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Wayne's World - Product Placement
Product Placement
youtu.be
May 3, 2023 at 10:22 PM
we miss vienna
May 1, 2023 at 8:12 PM
my lil bro will be in the military parade at the coronation and I am very proud of him. that’s it, that’s the post
May 1, 2023 at 12:06 AM
is bluesky already cursed? did not open this app to read takes saying blockchain-enjoyers = nazis
April 30, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I am a: man
seeking a: breakfast squad
April 30, 2023 at 10:25 PM
(sees 3 identical ternary operators in a row in prod)

Interlinked. INTERLINKED. What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked. INTERLINKED. Within cells interlinked. WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED. Dreadfully. DREADFULLY What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully. DREADFU
April 30, 2023 at 5:31 AM
babe wake up new cyberdeck ideas just dropped
April 29, 2023 at 9:08 PM
building public goods with vc money as praxis
April 29, 2023 at 5:08 PM
April 29, 2023 at 1:57 PM