lito ✨🫧
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i will probably forget i have this
i like how whenever i say i hate new years' people assume it's an emotional thing, but literally i just hate loud noises and staying up late
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i like how whenever i say i hate new years' people assume it's an emotional thing, but literally i just hate loud noises and staying up late
i genuinely cannot see david harbour the same; lily allen won soooo hard
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i genuinely cannot see david harbour the same; lily allen won soooo hard
I made friends with another dark-haired tattooed baddie mom at spin who knows exactly the right amount of chit chat appropriate for an early AM workout; the dream
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I made friends with another dark-haired tattooed baddie mom at spin who knows exactly the right amount of chit chat appropriate for an early AM workout; the dream
your ex called, he lost his hat
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
your ex called, he lost his hat
not my mom saying I have "too much money" because I get my eyebrows microbladed when I already financially support four generations of my family including her
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
not my mom saying I have "too much money" because I get my eyebrows microbladed when I already financially support four generations of my family including her
frankly I think I'm taking care of too many generations of people at once
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
frankly I think I'm taking care of too many generations of people at once
my mom criticizing my parenting as if I'm not literally reading a book RIGHT NOW about being traumatized by her
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my mom criticizing my parenting as if I'm not literally reading a book RIGHT NOW about being traumatized by her
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white people need to stop voting like they tip, occasionally & badly
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
white people need to stop voting like they tip, occasionally & badly
a drinking game where i drink every time i have to tell my mother "i'm busy right now." make it a shot if i'm actively talking to someone else in the household or if i am literally asleep
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
a drinking game where i drink every time i have to tell my mother "i'm busy right now." make it a shot if i'm actively talking to someone else in the household or if i am literally asleep
stayed up all night taking care of sick child and still made it to Pilates before sunrise cause I'll be damned if I pay that cancellation fee
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
stayed up all night taking care of sick child and still made it to Pilates before sunrise cause I'll be damned if I pay that cancellation fee
raise your hand if you were personally traumatized by the nail scene in home alone
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
raise your hand if you were personally traumatized by the nail scene in home alone
heard that my friend was telling another friend several things she admires about me, saying "see, it's possible"... we're so quick to spread shit talking around that it's so lovely to hear nice things people say when you're not around
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
heard that my friend was telling another friend several things she admires about me, saying "see, it's possible"... we're so quick to spread shit talking around that it's so lovely to hear nice things people say when you're not around
between Physical 100 and Culinary Class Wars, Korean reality TV is like 90% of my reason for living
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
between Physical 100 and Culinary Class Wars, Korean reality TV is like 90% of my reason for living
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they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
eating pizza without ranch is like having sex without foreplay
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
eating pizza without ranch is like having sex without foreplay
my biggest flex is that i have never missed out on cashing in a rebate
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my biggest flex is that i have never missed out on cashing in a rebate
i live for the up-and-down people give me when i say "my teenage daughter" before i specify "not biological"; affirms that either i look too young to have a teen or my body doesn't look like it's been through a pregnancy but either way i take it as a huge win
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i live for the up-and-down people give me when i say "my teenage daughter" before i specify "not biological"; affirms that either i look too young to have a teen or my body doesn't look like it's been through a pregnancy but either way i take it as a huge win
i've got one of those
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i've got one of those
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hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp
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You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
i may have mombossed too close to the sun and now seven teenagers are coming to eat my baked ziti
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i may have mombossed too close to the sun and now seven teenagers are coming to eat my baked ziti
bachelorette party costs got me thinking i can't afford to keep loving people anymore
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
bachelorette party costs got me thinking i can't afford to keep loving people anymore