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Carli Velocci👽
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Nonprofit comms professional by day, freelance writer & editor for video games, tech by night | Digital Trends, IGN, Polygon, etc | just some aliens in a suit | Follow @qtlibrary.org 💜 | They/she

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We're two weeks into 2026 and we're already getting way too much mileage out of this meme
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Harry Styles as that one guy will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Might be the scariest thing I've encountered in a video game in a long time
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What are we doing here
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Isn't that just Willam Dafoe
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fuck yeah E-Ink
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me: I love Clair Obscur but some of those bosses are too tough.

Sandfall probably: Hold our le beer
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Talk to me: Why do people use GenAI but not trust it? Why are we paranoid about its usage but still give it space? I have theories.
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Built a new keyboard for work so I don't have to use the super old and actually crusty Lenovo one they gave me. For something I got for $50 off AliExpress, it's a huge improvement.
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How is he both babygirl and daddy
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
HMMM
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's the kind of day where I use my most obnoxious keyboard
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Awards season is going to be weird this year since everybody's going to be thanking Ted Sarandos in their awards speeches now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He's little in spirit
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In a Hootsuite webinar on how to grow an account on Bluesky and their tip is to use AI to make posts that do well on Bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can't be mean to me like this
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Whatever you could say about nu Star Wars, I now have two fascist wives

(this is a joke. I just like the actors)
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh no that's a joke for me
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We're biased towards angy little guys this years, I see
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM