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@carljanderson.bsky.social
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Looking to get out of the burbs Abortion is Healthcare #MedicareForAll Sometimes travel, sometimes tech. Confirmed views of US capitalism during 2008 bailout (yeah, it ain't no free hand)
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durbin.senate.gov
We’re outside of the Broadview ICE facility.

It’s clearer than ever before.

What’s happening in Illinois is an unprecedented, unlawful abuse of power.
carljanderson.bsky.social
Speaking of AI..

It wouldn't surprise if Deepseek was an Chinese head fake to get us to burn all this capital for fear of losing to "China".

In the meantime, look at what China continues to do in renewals.

The world is going to need more energy that it will need more AI.
carljanderson.bsky.social
Someone asked who was President during that election, right?
carljanderson.bsky.social
ChatGPT is giving him these percentages, right?
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adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.
carljanderson.bsky.social
God damn it.. I need to understand the options markets better, cuz I'd make a bet that by 11/1 he backs out, especially as the markets crash for the next couple of weeks.
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atrupar.com
The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”
carljanderson.bsky.social
Did anyone ask him to explain where in Article 1 a supermajority is mentioned to pass legislation?
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
EISMAN: Tesla’s earnings “are down 60% from 2022 through 2025. And the stock is slightly higher. ..

“.. it’s a cult.”

@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...
carljanderson.bsky.social
"Stand back and Stand by" feel to all this.

There are going to the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, 1776ers, 3%ers, Klan and Boogaloo Bois all taking arms to these rallies..
carljanderson.bsky.social
Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, 1776ers, Klan, 3%ers and the Boogaloo Bois will ensure this isn't peaceful.
carljanderson.bsky.social
Fucking @democrats.org

This is NOT the new generation of leadership the polls are saying you need.

Fucking hell @kenmartin.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov
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oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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emptywheel.bsky.social
There really needs to be a massive betting line on which bubble will crash first, crypto or AI.

Lucky for the billionaires who created the bubble, Trump installed the guy who started the run on SVB then wailed until he was bailed out, David Sacks, as his Crypto/AI Czar.
carljanderson.bsky.social
Do it.

Couldn't happen to a better set of companies.
carljanderson.bsky.social
We are nuking both Norway and Venezuela, aren't we?
carljanderson.bsky.social
Guessing GPT5 will start teasing Geocentrism as a valid theory.

Take out that political bias of Copernicus and Galileo.

(Facts have ALWAYS tended to be PROGRESSIVE)
carljanderson.bsky.social
The damage caused by this absolutely stupid regime is going to be felt for decades after they're all dead.
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oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
carljanderson.bsky.social
Just make this end already.

There is no there there.

The actual humans still want to perform human actions with other humans.

Also, someone tell me how this gets not only profitable, but market making profitable.

Salesforce report led 66 points of GM.
rprose.bsky.social
SoftBank, once best known for having lots of money, is seeking a $5b margin loan (on ARM shares!) to invest in OpenAI

A generational all-in bet on AI infrastructure and we are nearing the finance equivalent of turning over couch cushions to find cash to pay for it
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
SoftBank in Talks for $5 Billion Margin Loan Backed by Arm Stock
SoftBank Group Corp. is in talks to borrow $5 billion from global banks, refilling its coffers at a time Masayoshi Son is accelerating the Japanese investment firm’s bets on artificial intelligence.
www.bloomberg.com
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edzitron.com
Tomorrow: The AI Bubble is built on impossible promises. GPUs die in 5 years, nobody has built a 1GW data center, and they have the power to do so. Stargate Abilene won't have enough power before 2028.

Here's a link for $10 off premium.

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Everybody is very casual with how they talk about Sam Altman’s theoretical promises of trillions of dollars of data center infrastructure, and I'm not sure anybody realizes how difficult even the very basics of this plan will be.
Nevertheless, everybody is happily publishing stories about how “Stargate Abilene Texas - OpenAI’s massive data center with Oracle - is open,” by which they mean two buildings, and I’m not even confident both of them are providing compute to OpenAI yet. There are six more of them that need to get built for this thing to start rocking at 1.2GW - even though it’s only 1.1GW according to my sources in Abilene.
But, hey, sorry - one minute - while we’re on that subject, did anybody visiting Abilene in the last week or so ever ask whether they’ll have enough power there? 
Don’t worry, you don’t need to look - I’m sure you were just about to, and had simply been busy! - but I did the hard work for you and read up on it, and it turns out that Stargate Abilene only has 200 megawatts of power - a 200 megawatt substation that, according to my sources, has only been built within the last couple of months, with 350 Megawatt of gas turbine generators that connect to a natural gas power plant that might get built by the end of the year in the event that one of the multiple construction firms involved . Said turbine is extremely expensive, featuring volatile pricing (for context, volatility fell in Q2 2025…to 69% annualized, meaning that if you had these prices across the entirety of a year you’d see swings of 69% up or down) and even more volatile environmental consequences, and is, while permitted for it (this will download the PDF of the permit), impractical and expensive to use long-term. 
Analyst James van Geelen, founder of Citrini Research recently said on Bloomberg’s Odd Lots podcast that these are “not the really good natural gas turbines” because the really good ones would take seven years to deliver due to a natural gas turbine shortage.
But th… Stargate Abilene does not have sufficient power to run at even half of its supposed IT load of 1.2GW, and at its present capacity - assuming that the gas turbines function at full power - can only hope to run 370MW to 460MW of IT load.
I’ve seen article after article about the gas turbines and their use of fracked gas - a disgusting and wasteful act typical of OpenAI - but nobody appears to have asked “how much power does a 1.2GW data center require?” and then chased it with “how much power does Stargate Abilene have?”
The answer is not enough, and the significance of said “not enough” is remarkable.
Today, I’m going to tell you, at length, how impossible the future of generative AI is. 
Gigawatt data centers are a ridiculous pipe dream, one that runs face-first into the walls of reality.  
The world’s governments and media have been far too cavalier with the term “gigawatt,” casually breezing by the fact that Altman’s plans require 17 or more nuclear reactors’ worth of power, as if building power is quick and easy and cheap and just happens.
I believe that many of you think that this is an issue of permitting - of simply throwing enough money at the problem - when we are in the midst of a shortage in the electrical grade steel and transformers required to expand America (and the world’s) power grid.
I realize it’s easy to get blinded by the constant drumbeat of “gargoyle-like tycoon cabal builds 1 gigawatt data center” and feel that they will simply overwhelm the problem with money, but no, I’m afraid that isn’t the case at all, and all of this is so silly, so ridiculous, so cartoonishly bad that it threatens even the seemingly-infinite wealth of Elon Musk, with xAI burning over a billion dollars a month and planning to spend tens of billions of dollars building the Colossus 2 data center, dragging two billion dollars from SpaceX in his desperate quest to burn as much money as possible for no reason. 
This is the age of hubris - a time in which we are going to watc…
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newsguild.org
NEW: L.A. Times journalists just voted to authorize the newsroom’s first open-ended strike.

Eighty-five percent of the @latguild.bsky.social voted to support the strike. Just over 200 workers — 98% of members — took part in the historic vote.