Garners Pickled Onion vouchers, I hope.

I gawp in admiration at drummers, keyboard guys, etc.

You always want what you can't do I suppose.

Closest I came was the drum intro to Nice and Sleazy by the stranglers. This was years before I broke Gaz. Two hands and two feet involved. Thought I was Gene Krupa for ten minutes.

That was a 30% success rate at best and fell to shit if a guitar started playing the upbeats... put me off.

Funnily enough I can do those. Gave poor Gaz hope for a second when I showed him on the snare.

He wasn't ready for the chaos that ensued as soon as my right foot got involved on the bass pedal and everything went to shite...

I'm hopeless. Learned to live with it.

I had a drummer who was convinced he could teach me coz of all the 16th note syncopated stuff I did on bass back then.

After an hour or two he was a broken man. 😓

I did warn him, to be fair.

True dat.

I've never seen a shortage of guitar players and a surplus of bass players (and I'm an old shit).

Wondering if I can blame this on AI or Spotify somehow... Cheers, Gloo. You've given me food for thought.

A lot of G4M's stuff is okay for the price, actually.

There ya go...

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A mere four TV channels to be irritated by, a strong book habit and a Tracey M shaped hole.

Mine, too.

Probably not anything bad, Tee. Takes breaks every so often, as does Ina.

Glass half full till told otherwise is me defence mechanism these days, buddy.

Note: Obviously, if something external has actually happened, it's leather apron, wire brush and Dettol time for some twat.

What the fuck strings..? I hope this is diversification and not abandonment.

Geezer Butler's gonna have a cow about this, Gloo.

They'll say inflation is a British tradition, and she's ruined christmas for us all by cutting it.

It really won't be short though, will it?

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Yeah, Buck, but THIS psychopathy goes to 11.

He really hasn't got a low level he can't squirm under. What an absolute diseased, insecure throbber he is...

Note: Boris... I still consider you worse... just far less consequential because of your lesser importance on the kompromat scale. Twat.

Half fam, half brisket.

I honestly thought a bandolier was a chandelier made of ex band members of The Fall (noted Northern beat group of yesteryear).