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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
why did my BF and I agree to watch One Battle After Another tonight instead of Heated Rivalry ep 5
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
me trying to open up to my friends about my extreme emotions lately and everyone ignoring me
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my job is really gonna expect effort the next 3 days…
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
they tried to reel me back in with the last scene (very fun directing and editing to show and not tell) but my disgust was too solidified and all that mess went on too long
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
end of heated rivalry episode 4 felt like a 9/11 to me 💔
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this being my favorite pairing… sorry Syrene but you can fujo out
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ross is an adult, right? it would he weird to have a child out here with a fuckin axe
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
killing as many bosses with Neimi as possible. also trying out a support with her and Garcia and it’s pretty nice
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Patiently waiting for new Rina music
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
wait so true…..
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was doing MSQ for 3 days and I’m now already behind everyone because they did raid already…
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Removing glam restrictions really makes liking my vanilla WoL more fun
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think it’s Wingstop-for-Lunch Thursday
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
all I have is Sam LaPorta
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
you giving me the confirmation it’s a bad edit
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
good morning (not a hater)
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
pec fly was open when I was leaving the gym and I got 2 drop sets in
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
oh I need him to sit on my face and then make out
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m sorry, I was speaking from the heart
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they didn’t answer and I left a voicemail thank god
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WHY IS MY JOB ASKING ME TO CALL A PATIENT THAT IS NOT MY FUCKING JOB
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
left my friend group chat after someone started prepper/dooming again and I haven’t been added back
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I just can’t enjoy it. it sucks watching with a team to root for, it sucks watching with no stakes, players are usually shitty people… just wanna turn it off (but of course I have no choice but to sit and watch it)
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
bf is denying my chilis until he’s had his fill of wrestling slop
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
chili’s tonight!!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM