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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
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fuck ai and fuck gracie abrams
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
fuck ai and fuck gracie abrams
the actual fit I threw today because my dislike for watching football is a manifestation of my unchecked trauma and emotional disorders or some shit
I just can’t enjoy it. it sucks watching with a team to root for, it sucks watching with no stakes, players are usually shitty people… just wanna turn it off (but of course I have no choice but to sit and watch it)
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
the actual fit I threw today because my dislike for watching football is a manifestation of my unchecked trauma and emotional disorders or some shit
my job is really gonna expect effort the next 3 days…
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
my job is really gonna expect effort the next 3 days…
end of heated rivalry episode 4 felt like a 9/11 to me 💔
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
end of heated rivalry episode 4 felt like a 9/11 to me 💔
back on my FE Sacred Stones bullshit, a thread:
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
back on my FE Sacred Stones bullshit, a thread:
I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS I HATE THE DETROIT LIONS
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Barbz,you better be taking down those stupid flags
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Barbz,you better be taking down those stupid flags
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HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS
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BANANA SLAMMA!! 🦍🍌✨
July 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
BANANA SLAMMA!! 🦍🍌✨
bf randomly put on heated rivalry and I did like the first episode
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
bf randomly put on heated rivalry and I did like the first episode
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master has my pathetic cheese locked up
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
master has my pathetic cheese locked up
New year’s resolution, learn to cum hands-free
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
New year’s resolution, learn to cum hands-free
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no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking bartleby
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking bartleby
leg day so good that the chafing starting on the treadmill
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
leg day so good that the chafing starting on the treadmill
to the diva doing the inclined speed walk on the treadmill with a large dunkin iced coffee… you are THAT bitch
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
to the diva doing the inclined speed walk on the treadmill with a large dunkin iced coffee… you are THAT bitch
gonna defiantly do M9-12 alone because my FC didnt bother asking me until they were on M12
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
gonna defiantly do M9-12 alone because my FC didnt bother asking me until they were on M12
Einstein before stealing the answer from Mariah Carey:
like I wonder what E equals…. Hmmmm
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Einstein before stealing the answer from Mariah Carey:
Removing glam restrictions really makes liking my vanilla WoL more fun
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Removing glam restrictions really makes liking my vanilla WoL more fun
I think it’s Wingstop-for-Lunch Thursday
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I think it’s Wingstop-for-Lunch Thursday
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me ordering pizza just cheese
I REBUKE topping !!! RE!!! BUKE!!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
me ordering pizza just cheese
everything is bad so I hope we’re ready for a Rams vs Broncos super bowl
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
everything is bad so I hope we’re ready for a Rams vs Broncos super bowl
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Just another hump day
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just another hump day
is NY Times the only place I can do a fun crossword
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
is NY Times the only place I can do a fun crossword
I hate having a crush on a famous man that everyone else likes, like lemme have one for myself
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hate having a crush on a famous man that everyone else likes, like lemme have one for myself