Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
4 years of unholy matrimony 💓
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
4 years of unholy matrimony 💓
I cannot get over how much this looks like Crouton 😭😭😭 (h/t @kyleneclevername.bsky.social for the spot)
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I cannot get over how much this looks like Crouton 😭😭😭 (h/t @kyleneclevername.bsky.social for the spot)
Now you wait just a gosh darn—
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Now you wait just a gosh darn—
Pearly Squirrel decided to join the cuddle puddle this morning and she matches my cow pillow and I’m screaming + crying + throwing up 🐄🐄🐄
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pearly Squirrel decided to join the cuddle puddle this morning and she matches my cow pillow and I’m screaming + crying + throwing up 🐄🐄🐄
Hieeeee I haven’t been On Here a ton for some reason! Here is a Pearl for you 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hieeeee I haven’t been On Here a ton for some reason! Here is a Pearl for you 🥰
She’s just a little baby 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
She’s just a little baby 🥺
It’s a gloomy Monday here, so please enjoy these close-ups that perfectly represent each of the girls’ personalities (also obsessed with how my precious Crou’s face is completely unchanged between pics) 💓💓
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s a gloomy Monday here, so please enjoy these close-ups that perfectly represent each of the girls’ personalities (also obsessed with how my precious Crou’s face is completely unchanged between pics) 💓💓
October: dodging cars on the highway
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
October: dodging cars on the highway
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
Inside me are two wolves. One says “you could look this good every day if you woke up earlier.” The other says “don’t set the bar too high.” The second wolf is, unfortunately, correct. But today is the Christmas party so fuck it, we ball 🎄🎄🎄
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One says “you could look this good every day if you woke up earlier.” The other says “don’t set the bar too high.” The second wolf is, unfortunately, correct. But today is the Christmas party so fuck it, we ball 🎄🎄🎄
Day 2: Better Watch Out (2016)
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Day 2: Better Watch Out (2016)
The poorly-assembled collection of limbs at my house says “thank you so much” 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The poorly-assembled collection of limbs at my house says “thank you so much” 🥺
(Small correction: all of these dogs have medical needs **except Chipper. Chipper is essentially Pissfingers of the famous viral post— can’t be successfully be around people, dogs, cats, air, fruit, etc. We found one person he tolerates and she is graciously housing him. But also, him face 😍)
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(Small correction: all of these dogs have medical needs **except Chipper. Chipper is essentially Pissfingers of the famous viral post— can’t be successfully be around people, dogs, cats, air, fruit, etc. We found one person he tolerates and she is graciously housing him. But also, him face 😍)
It’s Giving Tuesday and my rescue is fundraising for our Forever Fosters! Due to complex/$$$ medical needs, these dogs are not up for adoption and will live with their foster families forever, all expenses paid by rescue. If you’d like to support a small local cause, I think this is a great one 💓
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday and my rescue is fundraising for our Forever Fosters! Due to complex/$$$ medical needs, these dogs are not up for adoption and will live with their foster families forever, all expenses paid by rescue. If you’d like to support a small local cause, I think this is a great one 💓
First up! Holiday Hell (2019)
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
First up! Holiday Hell (2019)
Watch this space, where I will be watching some (certainly not all) of the 25 Days of Tubi Christmas Horror Challenge 🎄👹🎅🔪
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Watch this space, where I will be watching some (certainly not all) of the 25 Days of Tubi Christmas Horror Challenge 🎄👹🎅🔪
Pearly Girl came back from her temporary foster today and has been trying to crawl into my skin ever since 🥰 she also got her first bath, which she hated but her fur is so nice and soft now. Rachel Ray burger bites for everyone!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pearly Girl came back from her temporary foster today and has been trying to crawl into my skin ever since 🥰 she also got her first bath, which she hated but her fur is so nice and soft now. Rachel Ray burger bites for everyone!!!
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖
Just took this pic of my girls in the car; openly weeping
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just took this pic of my girls in the car; openly weeping
making apple pie tonight and you know what that means: apple snack 4 girls!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
making apple pie tonight and you know what that means: apple snack 4 girls!!!
Me and my baby in the sunlight 🥹🥹🥹
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me and my baby in the sunlight 🥹🥹🥹
the little back paws and daintily-tucked tail are gonna make me pass out, thx
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the little back paws and daintily-tucked tail are gonna make me pass out, thx
The game is called “how many dogs can be on Möther at once” and the answer is: yes
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The game is called “how many dogs can be on Möther at once” and the answer is: yes
me at the dive bar after a workday that can best be described as “I hope this email kills us both”
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
me at the dive bar after a workday that can best be described as “I hope this email kills us both”