Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
4 years of unholy matrimony 💓
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
4 years of unholy matrimony 💓
Now you wait just a gosh darn—
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Now you wait just a gosh darn—
Pearly Squirrel decided to join the cuddle puddle this morning and she matches my cow pillow and I’m screaming + crying + throwing up 🐄🐄🐄
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pearly Squirrel decided to join the cuddle puddle this morning and she matches my cow pillow and I’m screaming + crying + throwing up 🐄🐄🐄
I’ve seen so many Subway Takes clips lately that I’ve been unconsciously adopting “100% agree” or “100% disagree” as a conversation style and tbh I think it works for me
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve seen so many Subway Takes clips lately that I’ve been unconsciously adopting “100% agree” or “100% disagree” as a conversation style and tbh I think it works for me
As soon as I figure out if I have “high contrast or low contrast” features, it will (per TikTok) be so over for you hoes
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As soon as I figure out if I have “high contrast or low contrast” features, it will (per TikTok) be so over for you hoes
The county is changing our garbage and recycling days effective Jan 1 and from the outcry on Facebook, they may as well have entered each of these boomers’ homes and threatened them with a chainsaw
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The county is changing our garbage and recycling days effective Jan 1 and from the outcry on Facebook, they may as well have entered each of these boomers’ homes and threatened them with a chainsaw
She’s just a little baby 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
She’s just a little baby 🥺
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I don't know if it'll work. If not, I'll delete it
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't know if it'll work. If not, I'll delete it
It’s a gloomy Monday here, so please enjoy these close-ups that perfectly represent each of the girls’ personalities (also obsessed with how my precious Crou’s face is completely unchanged between pics) 💓💓
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s a gloomy Monday here, so please enjoy these close-ups that perfectly represent each of the girls’ personalities (also obsessed with how my precious Crou’s face is completely unchanged between pics) 💓💓
Jeff is beating me in fantasy rn and this is dangerous for him
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Jeff is beating me in fantasy rn and this is dangerous for him
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Very weird that this is real
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Very weird that this is real
every person at my job got collectively Wham’d by the holiday party emcee (although honestly I’d already heard it at least twice……. and I love it and I won’t apologize)
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
every person at my job got collectively Wham’d by the holiday party emcee (although honestly I’d already heard it at least twice……. and I love it and I won’t apologize)
October: dodging cars on the highway
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
October: dodging cars on the highway
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
December: conked out belly-up in a king sized bed next to her favorite pair of stolen socks
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You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
Inside me are two wolves. One says “you could look this good every day if you woke up earlier.” The other says “don’t set the bar too high.” The second wolf is, unfortunately, correct. But today is the Christmas party so fuck it, we ball 🎄🎄🎄
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One says “you could look this good every day if you woke up earlier.” The other says “don’t set the bar too high.” The second wolf is, unfortunately, correct. But today is the Christmas party so fuck it, we ball 🎄🎄🎄
It’s Giving Tuesday and my rescue is fundraising for our Forever Fosters! Due to complex/$$$ medical needs, these dogs are not up for adoption and will live with their foster families forever, all expenses paid by rescue. If you’d like to support a small local cause, I think this is a great one 💓
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday and my rescue is fundraising for our Forever Fosters! Due to complex/$$$ medical needs, these dogs are not up for adoption and will live with their foster families forever, all expenses paid by rescue. If you’d like to support a small local cause, I think this is a great one 💓
Just overheard a conversation that included the phrase “his one vice is Disney” and it was like a cold finger running up my spine
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just overheard a conversation that included the phrase “his one vice is Disney” and it was like a cold finger running up my spine
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Watch this space, where I will be watching some (certainly not all) of the 25 Days of Tubi Christmas Horror Challenge 🎄👹🎅🔪
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Watch this space, where I will be watching some (certainly not all) of the 25 Days of Tubi Christmas Horror Challenge 🎄👹🎅🔪
If anyone’s looking for their grandma, they are all here at the Macy’s with me 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If anyone’s looking for their grandma, they are all here at the Macy’s with me 🥰
Pearly Girl came back from her temporary foster today and has been trying to crawl into my skin ever since 🥰 she also got her first bath, which she hated but her fur is so nice and soft now. Rachel Ray burger bites for everyone!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pearly Girl came back from her temporary foster today and has been trying to crawl into my skin ever since 🥰 she also got her first bath, which she hated but her fur is so nice and soft now. Rachel Ray burger bites for everyone!!!
Fruit ✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fruit ✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Pretzels ✅
Shit from a butt ✅✅✅
Tune in to ESPN 2 now to catch the Dog Shit Pee Pee Poo Poo Bowl, where each announcer has received a $5,000 stipend to gargle Florida’s balls lmao
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tune in to ESPN 2 now to catch the Dog Shit Pee Pee Poo Poo Bowl, where each announcer has received a $5,000 stipend to gargle Florida’s balls lmao
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
“This certainly doesn’t SOUND like a 3-8 team!” okay! Well it is ❤️
No one talks about how hard it is to go from a 2pm Thanksgiving dinner family to an 8pm Thanksgiving dinner family 😭😭😭 I’m so hongy
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No one talks about how hard it is to go from a 2pm Thanksgiving dinner family to an 8pm Thanksgiving dinner family 😭😭😭 I’m so hongy
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy FL Thanksgiving from our little family 🥺💖