Bob Iger sitting back staring whimsically into space. “I’m glad I came out of retirement to cement my legacy”
September 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bob Iger sitting back staring whimsically into space. “I’m glad I came out of retirement to cement my legacy”
Kids just smoke cigarettes, it’s much cooler than the nebulous world of vaping
June 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kids just smoke cigarettes, it’s much cooler than the nebulous world of vaping
now advertising myself as “knockoff The Dare” instead of “knockoff Matt Dear,” youth pass intact!
April 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
now advertising myself as “knockoff The Dare” instead of “knockoff Matt Dear,” youth pass intact!
ups to the sweet summer children who are just now realizing having a country song or two in the middle of the album is an alt staple
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ups to the sweet summer children who are just now realizing having a country song or two in the middle of the album is an alt staple
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mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
stop trying to make the Blair Witch scary, if the Blair Witch threatened me I would simply push her over
March 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
stop trying to make the Blair Witch scary, if the Blair Witch threatened me I would simply push her over
k the Oscars May have caused a tear (that looks like blue velvet on Isabella)
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
k the Oscars May have caused a tear (that looks like blue velvet on Isabella)
Don’t mess with Colombian girls, this is general advice, they can beat you up even if you gym
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Don’t mess with Colombian girls, this is general advice, they can beat you up even if you gym
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damn if that ain't some bars
Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
damn if that ain't some bars
In memory of David Lynch I have consumed one cup of black coffee, one slice of cherry pie, one donut, and two Coca Colas and am transcendently meditating surrounded by images of nude women and factories
January 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
In memory of David Lynch I have consumed one cup of black coffee, one slice of cherry pie, one donut, and two Coca Colas and am transcendently meditating surrounded by images of nude women and factories
when you’re ugly but you’re happ
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
when you’re ugly but you’re happ
rollin up that small town weed bought off of the ex Mennonite in that building that used to be a church, Merry Alberta Christmas
December 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
rollin up that small town weed bought off of the ex Mennonite in that building that used to be a church, Merry Alberta Christmas
basketball in Canada hit new low
December 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
basketball in Canada hit new low
when will you be able to harass big companies to make them buy your silence on here?
December 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
when will you be able to harass big companies to make them buy your silence on here?
turnin to the person next to me mid flight and cautiously asking “what year is it?”
December 1, 2024 at 1:58 AM
turnin to the person next to me mid flight and cautiously asking “what year is it?”
shouts to Andrew Lloyd Webber solely for the reason he wrote an acid-fuelled fever dream about suicidal cats that people are obsessed with to this day
March 30, 2024 at 2:47 PM
shouts to Andrew Lloyd Webber solely for the reason he wrote an acid-fuelled fever dream about suicidal cats that people are obsessed with to this day
give me a pack of smokes, bottle of adderall, and $2 billion, I will buy and fix Warner Brothers
March 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
give me a pack of smokes, bottle of adderall, and $2 billion, I will buy and fix Warner Brothers
gonna program a bot that just replies “Butlerian Jihad” to any AI-related post on Twitter
March 9, 2024 at 4:17 AM
gonna program a bot that just replies “Butlerian Jihad” to any AI-related post on Twitter
thinking about the clearly straightedge DARE guy who came to the 7th grade classroom to tell us about the time he was so high on heroin he beat up two people with a pool ball
February 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
thinking about the clearly straightedge DARE guy who came to the 7th grade classroom to tell us about the time he was so high on heroin he beat up two people with a pool ball
Why do people want to go back in time? You’d have to endure the music of the Big Bopper and then cope with his tragic loss
February 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Why do people want to go back in time? You’d have to endure the music of the Big Bopper and then cope with his tragic loss
make sure to turn the app off before midnight, lest you become the app
January 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
make sure to turn the app off before midnight, lest you become the app