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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Worst part of software engineering is telling people "when x happens it causes y to happen" bc y is the part that's actually relevant to your current work but they spend time trying to debug and fix x which was never even the fucking problem
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Worst part of software engineering is telling people "when x happens it causes y to happen" bc y is the part that's actually relevant to your current work but they spend time trying to debug and fix x which was never even the fucking problem
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
I'm going to end up getting that fucking IBM quote as a tattoo
July 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm going to end up getting that fucking IBM quote as a tattoo
If I, as a software engineer, ever write code that fails at the one thing it's supposed to be best at, then depict that failure as "as much a feature as a bug" please take me out back and tell my friends I'm living happily on a farm
July 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If I, as a software engineer, ever write code that fails at the one thing it's supposed to be best at, then depict that failure as "as much a feature as a bug" please take me out back and tell my friends I'm living happily on a farm
Good news: finally got my adderall filled
Bad news: forgot that I cannot take it then start looking into things like car detailing because that's...what the day will be
Bad news: forgot that I cannot take it then start looking into things like car detailing because that's...what the day will be
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good news: finally got my adderall filled
Bad news: forgot that I cannot take it then start looking into things like car detailing because that's...what the day will be
Bad news: forgot that I cannot take it then start looking into things like car detailing because that's...what the day will be