carsnacks
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If Gertrude Stein wrote about cats
Omg I used to be so much funnier on Twitter…I think I need to have an account with 10 followers again.
May 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Omg I used to be so much funnier on Twitter…I think I need to have an account with 10 followers again.
Ugh I woke up today and literally thought it was the weekend, but it was Tuesday.
May 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ugh I woke up today and literally thought it was the weekend, but it was Tuesday.
Has Donald Trump ever even seen a movie.
May 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Has Donald Trump ever even seen a movie.
I learned there is a word for my whole thing and that is absurdism.
May 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I learned there is a word for my whole thing and that is absurdism.
My favorite part about Hacks is that they’re both wrong.
May 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My favorite part about Hacks is that they’re both wrong.
It’s amazing to have a cat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s amazing to have a cat.
Never forget youtu.be/QFztBrUZIrU?...
Ariana DeBose did the thing #EEBAFTAs #ArianaDeBose
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April 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Never forget youtu.be/QFztBrUZIrU?...
Me in therapy: “I guess what I’d really like is to be the kind of person who rings the bell at Arby’s.”
April 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me in therapy: “I guess what I’d really like is to be the kind of person who rings the bell at Arby’s.”
I know I’m in Ann Arbor when every car turns into a Subaru.
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I know I’m in Ann Arbor when every car turns into a Subaru.
It’s funny when my cat licks herself where I pet her like I’m the dirtiest thing alive lol
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It’s funny when my cat licks herself where I pet her like I’m the dirtiest thing alive lol
I don’t have manic episodes anymore but every six months I get really into Scott Joplin.
April 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don’t have manic episodes anymore but every six months I get really into Scott Joplin.
Sometimes I reveal my true self at work accidentally
April 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes I reveal my true self at work accidentally
Honestly so sick of April fools.
April 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Honestly so sick of April fools.
Cats are never fully asleep.
March 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Cats are never fully asleep.
Dasani tastes like second hand smoking feels.
March 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dasani tastes like second hand smoking feels.
Dude why did I think Francis Bacon was a woman.
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dude why did I think Francis Bacon was a woman.
Idk what it’s like for men but is every ad on your social media a guy crying because of how much he hates his body and everything about himself?
March 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Idk what it’s like for men but is every ad on your social media a guy crying because of how much he hates his body and everything about himself?
Kind of wish they gave me a trigger warning that I would become temporarily blind after dilating my eyes, as someone with perception and reality sensitivity disphoria lol.
March 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Kind of wish they gave me a trigger warning that I would become temporarily blind after dilating my eyes, as someone with perception and reality sensitivity disphoria lol.
Some Bob Dylan songs make you feel like an hour has gone by when it’s only been eight minutes.
March 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some Bob Dylan songs make you feel like an hour has gone by when it’s only been eight minutes.
I still don’t know what the right answer was to the Kroger personality test question “I think it’s maddening when guilty criminals go free.”
March 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I still don’t know what the right answer was to the Kroger personality test question “I think it’s maddening when guilty criminals go free.”
I’d probably be 100% more likely to keep working at my job if they keep giving us rice krispy treats.
March 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’d probably be 100% more likely to keep working at my job if they keep giving us rice krispy treats.
Reposted by carsnacks
"We built this city on rock."
"Sounds good. Solid."
"...and..."
"Uh-oh."
"Sounds good. Solid."
"...and..."
"Uh-oh."
March 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"We built this city on rock."
"Sounds good. Solid."
"...and..."
"Uh-oh."
"Sounds good. Solid."
"...and..."
"Uh-oh."