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carterkr.bsky.social
@carterkr.bsky.social
Diver. Dad. Kyudoka.
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The depreciation schedule.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Die Hard 2 is a Christmas movie.
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Donald Trump's anti-woke agenda.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not all heros wear capes.
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have the classic one
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You can't unsee this.
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Who else completed that last word "...on?"
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Turd immunity...
September 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can't say MAGA is trolling its religious base, but I can say that this looks like the establishing shot in the opening of a porn film.
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Please exit through the gift shop.
August 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
August 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NOW GO DO THE ROOF!
August 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They spelled "witness tampering" wrong.
July 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
They're far more dangerous in the wild.
June 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tank Man kinda vibes.
June 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Separated at birth.
June 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
FTFY.
May 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Translation: I can charge Biden because of his cancer diagnosis, so I will have to scapegoat all the White House staffers from the previous administration.
May 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Uh, first?
May 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FTFY.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Who did this?!
May 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM