The new Trump Class Battleships will have glass bottoms so that they can see the old Trump Class Battleships...
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The new Trump Class Battleships will have glass bottoms so that they can see the old Trump Class Battleships...
I guess have a Great White Fleet would be too obvious.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I guess have a Great White Fleet would be too obvious.
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Rename the Lincoln Memorial?! Don't give them any fucking ideas.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Rename the Lincoln Memorial?! Don't give them any fucking ideas.
*looks disapprovingly.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*looks disapprovingly.
Wait?! Parody or real? I can't tell.
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wait?! Parody or real? I can't tell.
No. He never had it
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No. He never had it
For fuck's sake, don't give him any ideas.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For fuck's sake, don't give him any ideas.
The only thing that could make that toupee worse is a chinstrap.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The only thing that could make that toupee worse is a chinstrap.
She should go there with Kristi Noem.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
She should go there with Kristi Noem.
10/10 no notes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
10/10 no notes.
Die Hard 1 or 2?
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Die Hard 1 or 2?
He does do coke. He's big into adderal, like daddy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
He does do coke. He's big into adderal, like daddy.
He shoots a 1. Loses the ball when he slices into the woods off the tee.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
He shoots a 1. Loses the ball when he slices into the woods off the tee.
He's already done a third of it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He's already done a third of it.