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Specifically, in this pitcher.
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Specifically, in this pitcher.
Fascination (1979)
A horror and sexual exploitation movie that half-asses both. Absolutely none of the actors seem engaged in any of the many sex scenes throughout the film. It's redeemed only by a few deliciously gothic lines that sound cool even in translation and a handful of great images (2/5)
A horror and sexual exploitation movie that half-asses both. Absolutely none of the actors seem engaged in any of the many sex scenes throughout the film. It's redeemed only by a few deliciously gothic lines that sound cool even in translation and a handful of great images (2/5)
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Fascination (1979)
A horror and sexual exploitation movie that half-asses both. Absolutely none of the actors seem engaged in any of the many sex scenes throughout the film. It's redeemed only by a few deliciously gothic lines that sound cool even in translation and a handful of great images (2/5)
A horror and sexual exploitation movie that half-asses both. Absolutely none of the actors seem engaged in any of the many sex scenes throughout the film. It's redeemed only by a few deliciously gothic lines that sound cool even in translation and a handful of great images (2/5)
No Other Choice (2026)
Yoo Man-su breaks bad in the most interesting way: ineptly. In fact, everyone in this movie, aside from his genius daughter, sucks at what they do. It's a much more Coen-esque story about late stage capitalism in South Korea than the (superior) Parasite. (3.5/5)
Yoo Man-su breaks bad in the most interesting way: ineptly. In fact, everyone in this movie, aside from his genius daughter, sucks at what they do. It's a much more Coen-esque story about late stage capitalism in South Korea than the (superior) Parasite. (3.5/5)
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
No Other Choice (2026)
Yoo Man-su breaks bad in the most interesting way: ineptly. In fact, everyone in this movie, aside from his genius daughter, sucks at what they do. It's a much more Coen-esque story about late stage capitalism in South Korea than the (superior) Parasite. (3.5/5)
Yoo Man-su breaks bad in the most interesting way: ineptly. In fact, everyone in this movie, aside from his genius daughter, sucks at what they do. It's a much more Coen-esque story about late stage capitalism in South Korea than the (superior) Parasite. (3.5/5)
I'm doing the Kylo Ren "MORE!" bit while reading this shit
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I'm doing the Kylo Ren "MORE!" bit while reading this shit
Foxy Brown (1974)
Pam Grier stars as Foxy Brown, who is... well... Foxy Brown. I had always assumed she was like a professional killer or something, but nope: she's just cool as hell all the time. She lives in a cartoon world and kicks the ass of cartoon baddies. Mostly dumb fun. (3/5)
Pam Grier stars as Foxy Brown, who is... well... Foxy Brown. I had always assumed she was like a professional killer or something, but nope: she's just cool as hell all the time. She lives in a cartoon world and kicks the ass of cartoon baddies. Mostly dumb fun. (3/5)
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Foxy Brown (1974)
Pam Grier stars as Foxy Brown, who is... well... Foxy Brown. I had always assumed she was like a professional killer or something, but nope: she's just cool as hell all the time. She lives in a cartoon world and kicks the ass of cartoon baddies. Mostly dumb fun. (3/5)
Pam Grier stars as Foxy Brown, who is... well... Foxy Brown. I had always assumed she was like a professional killer or something, but nope: she's just cool as hell all the time. She lives in a cartoon world and kicks the ass of cartoon baddies. Mostly dumb fun. (3/5)
Girl Hell (1977)
Utae and Aiko attend an all-girl private school and are constantly tormented by the embodiment of Christianity, patriarchy, westernization, and homophobia. The plot is little more than a simple movement from one incredibly distressing scene of sexual exploitation to another. (2.5/5)
Utae and Aiko attend an all-girl private school and are constantly tormented by the embodiment of Christianity, patriarchy, westernization, and homophobia. The plot is little more than a simple movement from one incredibly distressing scene of sexual exploitation to another. (2.5/5)
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Girl Hell (1977)
Utae and Aiko attend an all-girl private school and are constantly tormented by the embodiment of Christianity, patriarchy, westernization, and homophobia. The plot is little more than a simple movement from one incredibly distressing scene of sexual exploitation to another. (2.5/5)
Utae and Aiko attend an all-girl private school and are constantly tormented by the embodiment of Christianity, patriarchy, westernization, and homophobia. The plot is little more than a simple movement from one incredibly distressing scene of sexual exploitation to another. (2.5/5)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Ralph Fiennes gives a performance which, while maybe not nuanced, is quite spectacular. The zombies *as zombies* take a step into the background- and I don't miss them- to make room for "The Jimmies". Now if only we could move on from 80's needle drops. (3.5/5)
Ralph Fiennes gives a performance which, while maybe not nuanced, is quite spectacular. The zombies *as zombies* take a step into the background- and I don't miss them- to make room for "The Jimmies". Now if only we could move on from 80's needle drops. (3.5/5)
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
Ralph Fiennes gives a performance which, while maybe not nuanced, is quite spectacular. The zombies *as zombies* take a step into the background- and I don't miss them- to make room for "The Jimmies". Now if only we could move on from 80's needle drops. (3.5/5)
Ralph Fiennes gives a performance which, while maybe not nuanced, is quite spectacular. The zombies *as zombies* take a step into the background- and I don't miss them- to make room for "The Jimmies". Now if only we could move on from 80's needle drops. (3.5/5)
Super Fly (1972)
First time seeing a film from a genre I'd hitherto known only through parodies. Enjoyed the soundtrack far more than the actual story, though I would have liked to hear even more new songs instead of old ones repeated. I appreciated this more as a time capsule than as a movie. (3/5)
First time seeing a film from a genre I'd hitherto known only through parodies. Enjoyed the soundtrack far more than the actual story, though I would have liked to hear even more new songs instead of old ones repeated. I appreciated this more as a time capsule than as a movie. (3/5)
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Super Fly (1972)
First time seeing a film from a genre I'd hitherto known only through parodies. Enjoyed the soundtrack far more than the actual story, though I would have liked to hear even more new songs instead of old ones repeated. I appreciated this more as a time capsule than as a movie. (3/5)
First time seeing a film from a genre I'd hitherto known only through parodies. Enjoyed the soundtrack far more than the actual story, though I would have liked to hear even more new songs instead of old ones repeated. I appreciated this more as a time capsule than as a movie. (3/5)
Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972)
Truly incredible. A must-watch movie continually alternating between characters, cinematic forms, and tones; held together by painterly, expressionistic compositions. I haven't seen the other films in this series but did not feel lost at all. (4.5/5)
Truly incredible. A must-watch movie continually alternating between characters, cinematic forms, and tones; held together by painterly, expressionistic compositions. I haven't seen the other films in this series but did not feel lost at all. (4.5/5)
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972)
Truly incredible. A must-watch movie continually alternating between characters, cinematic forms, and tones; held together by painterly, expressionistic compositions. I haven't seen the other films in this series but did not feel lost at all. (4.5/5)
Truly incredible. A must-watch movie continually alternating between characters, cinematic forms, and tones; held together by painterly, expressionistic compositions. I haven't seen the other films in this series but did not feel lost at all. (4.5/5)
Vixen! (1968)
Not my kind of trash. Perhaps the most overtly racist movie I've ever seen. I don't usually attribute the evil sentiments of characters to the writer/director himself (in this case Russ Meyer) but the acting is so terrible that I don't see these people as characters at all. (1/5)
Not my kind of trash. Perhaps the most overtly racist movie I've ever seen. I don't usually attribute the evil sentiments of characters to the writer/director himself (in this case Russ Meyer) but the acting is so terrible that I don't see these people as characters at all. (1/5)
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Vixen! (1968)
Not my kind of trash. Perhaps the most overtly racist movie I've ever seen. I don't usually attribute the evil sentiments of characters to the writer/director himself (in this case Russ Meyer) but the acting is so terrible that I don't see these people as characters at all. (1/5)
Not my kind of trash. Perhaps the most overtly racist movie I've ever seen. I don't usually attribute the evil sentiments of characters to the writer/director himself (in this case Russ Meyer) but the acting is so terrible that I don't see these people as characters at all. (1/5)
Ms. 45 (1981)
An American counterpart to Lady Snowblood, in some ways. After being sexually assaulted twice in the same day, Thana's quest for mortal vengeance grows to devour every man who can come in range of her .45. Movie permits the viewer to color the character of Thana as they wish. (3.5/5)
An American counterpart to Lady Snowblood, in some ways. After being sexually assaulted twice in the same day, Thana's quest for mortal vengeance grows to devour every man who can come in range of her .45. Movie permits the viewer to color the character of Thana as they wish. (3.5/5)
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ms. 45 (1981)
An American counterpart to Lady Snowblood, in some ways. After being sexually assaulted twice in the same day, Thana's quest for mortal vengeance grows to devour every man who can come in range of her .45. Movie permits the viewer to color the character of Thana as they wish. (3.5/5)
An American counterpart to Lady Snowblood, in some ways. After being sexually assaulted twice in the same day, Thana's quest for mortal vengeance grows to devour every man who can come in range of her .45. Movie permits the viewer to color the character of Thana as they wish. (3.5/5)
Either I am using the advanced search feature incorrectly, or that post is already gone.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Either I am using the advanced search feature incorrectly, or that post is already gone.
100 Meters (2025)
A typical story about "giving it your all" for the sake of your goals that must live under the shadow of the the far superior series, Ping Pong: The Animation. The rotoscoped segments stick out too much from the norm and distracts. Uoto can write a damn good monologue though! 2/5
A typical story about "giving it your all" for the sake of your goals that must live under the shadow of the the far superior series, Ping Pong: The Animation. The rotoscoped segments stick out too much from the norm and distracts. Uoto can write a damn good monologue though! 2/5
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
100 Meters (2025)
A typical story about "giving it your all" for the sake of your goals that must live under the shadow of the the far superior series, Ping Pong: The Animation. The rotoscoped segments stick out too much from the norm and distracts. Uoto can write a damn good monologue though! 2/5
A typical story about "giving it your all" for the sake of your goals that must live under the shadow of the the far superior series, Ping Pong: The Animation. The rotoscoped segments stick out too much from the norm and distracts. Uoto can write a damn good monologue though! 2/5
Lady Snowblood (1973)
A rather uncomplicated tale of revenge honed to aesthetic perfection on a relatively low budget. Probably influenced something like 50% of all anime and 100% of Kill Bill, specifically. Best shots highlight select colors by surrounding them in pitch darkness. 4/5
A rather uncomplicated tale of revenge honed to aesthetic perfection on a relatively low budget. Probably influenced something like 50% of all anime and 100% of Kill Bill, specifically. Best shots highlight select colors by surrounding them in pitch darkness. 4/5
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Lady Snowblood (1973)
A rather uncomplicated tale of revenge honed to aesthetic perfection on a relatively low budget. Probably influenced something like 50% of all anime and 100% of Kill Bill, specifically. Best shots highlight select colors by surrounding them in pitch darkness. 4/5
A rather uncomplicated tale of revenge honed to aesthetic perfection on a relatively low budget. Probably influenced something like 50% of all anime and 100% of Kill Bill, specifically. Best shots highlight select colors by surrounding them in pitch darkness. 4/5
Taken individually, the first episode of Ingmar Bergman's Fanny and Alexander, entitled "The Ekdahl Family Celebrates Christmas" is a feature length film. As such, it is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Taken individually, the first episode of Ingmar Bergman's Fanny and Alexander, entitled "The Ekdahl Family Celebrates Christmas" is a feature length film. As such, it is the greatest Christmas movie ever made.
The backlash against this line is interesting to me. Yes, it grates on my nerves, too. Yet I can't say that it is unnatural. If someone posted this quip instead of putting it in a TV show, it'd probably do numbers. The negative reaction to it is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The backlash against this line is interesting to me. Yes, it grates on my nerves, too. Yet I can't say that it is unnatural. If someone posted this quip instead of putting it in a TV show, it'd probably do numbers. The negative reaction to it is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass.
He doesn't owe anyone an explanation, but if he doesn't have one then I don't care about his feelings. This is just as vapid as when you ask someone why they liked a movie and they say it was "beautiful" or "moving." You don't look like less of a nitwit for taking the stance of a hater.
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
He doesn't owe anyone an explanation, but if he doesn't have one then I don't care about his feelings. This is just as vapid as when you ask someone why they liked a movie and they say it was "beautiful" or "moving." You don't look like less of a nitwit for taking the stance of a hater.
I have a poor idea of what is "rated" by the rest of the anime fan community (because I don't interact with them) but my contribution would be Akiba Maid War.
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have a poor idea of what is "rated" by the rest of the anime fan community (because I don't interact with them) but my contribution would be Akiba Maid War.
Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
I did not like (most of) the other Rebuild movies, so I went into the final one with low expectations. Not to mention the series+EoE already had two phenomenal endings. The highlight of this one is that it actually resolves the conflict with Shinji's father.
I did not like (most of) the other Rebuild movies, so I went into the final one with low expectations. Not to mention the series+EoE already had two phenomenal endings. The highlight of this one is that it actually resolves the conflict with Shinji's father.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
I did not like (most of) the other Rebuild movies, so I went into the final one with low expectations. Not to mention the series+EoE already had two phenomenal endings. The highlight of this one is that it actually resolves the conflict with Shinji's father.
I did not like (most of) the other Rebuild movies, so I went into the final one with low expectations. Not to mention the series+EoE already had two phenomenal endings. The highlight of this one is that it actually resolves the conflict with Shinji's father.
I just finished Takopi's Original Sin and thought it was the most contrived bullshit I've ever seen. Throughout these six tedious (though beautifully animated) episodes, I did not feel so much as a pin prick of emotion. I'd compare it to Dancer in the Dark, but at least that had musical numbers.
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I just finished Takopi's Original Sin and thought it was the most contrived bullshit I've ever seen. Throughout these six tedious (though beautifully animated) episodes, I did not feel so much as a pin prick of emotion. I'd compare it to Dancer in the Dark, but at least that had musical numbers.
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the Razael's Tree.
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the Razael's Tree.
My top 10 of the century so far.
(ROTK is a stand-in for the entire LOTR trilogy, of course)
(ROTK is a stand-in for the entire LOTR trilogy, of course)
June 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My top 10 of the century so far.
(ROTK is a stand-in for the entire LOTR trilogy, of course)
(ROTK is a stand-in for the entire LOTR trilogy, of course)
Don't mistake someone who calls themselves "retarded whore" for anything but the weakest type of person you'll encounter online. It's a preemptive defense. Criticize what they say and you'll look like the idiot for taking the "retarded whore" seriously. It's not edgy; it's the "birthday boy" tactic.
June 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Don't mistake someone who calls themselves "retarded whore" for anything but the weakest type of person you'll encounter online. It's a preemptive defense. Criticize what they say and you'll look like the idiot for taking the "retarded whore" seriously. It's not edgy; it's the "birthday boy" tactic.