Isoraldeine 70
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I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
At my job I'm like "I'll be damned....x equals negative 50......"
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
At my job I'm like "I'll be damned....x equals negative 50......"
I believe with hard work I can become bluesky's first e-girl
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I believe with hard work I can become bluesky's first e-girl
If I'm going to buy something from you the least you can do is lie to me about it
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If I'm going to buy something from you the least you can do is lie to me about it
Teaching pre-intermediate English to adults is really not that hard
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Teaching pre-intermediate English to adults is really not that hard
Everything else in my life has been easy so I assume giving birth will be just the same. My hubris? Hm? Why would I be laid low by that?
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Everything else in my life has been easy so I assume giving birth will be just the same. My hubris? Hm? Why would I be laid low by that?
I'm still young enough to threaten children with "I'm going to bake you into a pie" without it being seen as a credible threat
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I'm still young enough to threaten children with "I'm going to bake you into a pie" without it being seen as a credible threat
I was doing this in my dream last night
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I was doing this in my dream last night
They want me to focus all my energy on korean skincare and yes a lot of it is, but the desire to swing on someone is still there
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
They want me to focus all my energy on korean skincare and yes a lot of it is, but the desire to swing on someone is still there
I'm always texting my friends like "check out this monkey video I just sent you. I think you'll like what you see...."
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I'm always texting my friends like "check out this monkey video I just sent you. I think you'll like what you see...."
I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
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if i was god none of it would be goin down like this i can tell you that much
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
if i was god none of it would be goin down like this i can tell you that much
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If I ever have any part in raising a child, I will only allow them to read memoirs by billionaires and feedback written by their ai robot teacher that I have on the “stern” setting
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If I ever have any part in raising a child, I will only allow them to read memoirs by billionaires and feedback written by their ai robot teacher that I have on the “stern” setting
Feels like this ngl
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Feels like this ngl
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if i was an accessory to murder i’d probably be the ..hmmm (drumming my fingers on the table) yes well i would probably be the ribbon tied in the victims hair
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if i was an accessory to murder i’d probably be the ..hmmm (drumming my fingers on the table) yes well i would probably be the ribbon tied in the victims hair
So many men think they're managers I love my boyfriend who knows he's a wagie
May 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So many men think they're managers I love my boyfriend who knows he's a wagie
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
Cutting up strawberries for the first grader who never has snack like, "Wow I am suuuuch a good person. I am suuuuch a good person. All evidence to the contrary is immaterial."
April 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cutting up strawberries for the first grader who never has snack like, "Wow I am suuuuch a good person. I am suuuuch a good person. All evidence to the contrary is immaterial."
I'm worrying about everything except whether my nails are done. They're not ;-;
March 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm worrying about everything except whether my nails are done. They're not ;-;
About to go to the grocery store and I have no idea what's going to happen in there
March 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
About to go to the grocery store and I have no idea what's going to happen in there
Writing my lesson plans like shut up about the place value chart SHUT UP ABOUT THE PLACE VALUE CHART
March 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Writing my lesson plans like shut up about the place value chart SHUT UP ABOUT THE PLACE VALUE CHART