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I eat raw chicken
Pinned
The Big bang theory is going on tour.
"I'm not a witch I swear!"
*stands up revealing suspiciously green witches furled finger shaped boner*
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*all holding hands in prayer for Christmas dinner*
God is good,
God is great,
Boobs on screen,
I masturbate.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They're playing pentatonics at work. I yearn for the bullet as if it were a lover.
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New isekai, "Grandpa was laying it down long dick style in another world!!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Appraising my bitches nipples like they're precious diamonds
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Heavy ass door falling off the hinges, closing it feels like I'm sealing Christ's tomb
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Arnold Palmer is my birth control
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Caught between quitting my job and sleeping for like 20 years and really wanting to make a Godrick cosplay
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Fujimoto the kinda girl they write songs about
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Gimme four years in ancient China and I will come back better
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Demolition Lovers 💥 #chainsawman #csm
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and alert. I believe this is a dire omen of what is to come.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Why do I always have motivation to do scary ass make up looks late as hell, I got work tomorrow man
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fuck, why can't I escape from gay sex
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My labubu got observation haki
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I ain't ever heard a bad cover of Karma Police
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Can't wait for them to squeeze one in during the final arc just for fun
If Crunchyroll was good they would have a "skip Rebecca flashback" button
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Me after the babe is done with me
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My bitch been using the tungsten yoni egg, that shit locked down like Alcatraz
October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Are you breeding the pie, yes or no?
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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My nice and warm apple pie.
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
They wanna put me in a psych ward just cause I got bugs under my skin, what has the world come to
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's that time of year where my only two emotions are "I need to FUCK" and "I need to blow my head off"
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Drowning lessons has me in an inescapable iron fist grip that is only matched by like 2 other songs
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Need to get my tongue split so I can give cooler head
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM