Sooz
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
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Fuck cancer.
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•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
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Sooz
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.
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I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Who does that?
They probably write checks at Walmart.
Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Woke up in a cold bedroom, -18°C outside.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
Fuzzy blankets need to go on my bed tonight so I don’t lose a nipple to frostbite.
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I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
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The song of my people.
Canadian Sesame Street - The Pierogi Song
YouTube video by bemuzed uzually
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The song of my people.
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I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
I was kissed today by a man that meant it. Wow. So that’s what that feels like.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was kissed today by a man that meant it. Wow. So that’s what that feels like.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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Put on my coat today and found a potato in my pocket from last fall.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Put on my coat today and found a potato in my pocket from last fall.
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Live your life in a way that people don't groan so hard they hurt their throats when you head their way to chat.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
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Take this opportunity to teach your children to think critically.
February 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Take this opportunity to teach your children to think critically.
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Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
January 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
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You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You wouldn't believe how hot it makes a woman to be thought of as a human.
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After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After 17 years on The Internet the thing that surprises me the most is that though I am not a bird watcher, I *do* really enjoy other people watching birds for me.
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IF MY HUSBAND DOESN'T RESPOND TO THIS SKEET IN THE NEXT HOUR TELLING ME NOT TO, I AM BUYING AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
IF MY HUSBAND DOESN'T RESPOND TO THIS SKEET IN THE NEXT HOUR TELLING ME NOT TO, I AM BUYING AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE.
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Where did you get that avi taken? The dmv?
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Where did you get that avi taken? The dmv?
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Straight up kill folks for disagreeing. In the land of the free.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Straight up kill folks for disagreeing. In the land of the free.
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I’m so excited about the new mac-n-cheese recipe I’m going to make tomorrow that I might not sleep tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m so excited about the new mac-n-cheese recipe I’m going to make tomorrow that I might not sleep tonight.
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Alberta's trans kids & their families need us. We need to show up for them, now. This is our moment to turn the tide.
Join one of our mass organizing calls on Wednesday, November 26th:
5:30 MST - for Albertans
5:30 EST - for everyone else
RSVP: www.momentumcanada.net/AB
Join one of our mass organizing calls on Wednesday, November 26th:
5:30 MST - for Albertans
5:30 EST - for everyone else
RSVP: www.momentumcanada.net/AB
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Alberta's trans kids & their families need us. We need to show up for them, now. This is our moment to turn the tide.
Join one of our mass organizing calls on Wednesday, November 26th:
5:30 MST - for Albertans
5:30 EST - for everyone else
RSVP: www.momentumcanada.net/AB
Join one of our mass organizing calls on Wednesday, November 26th:
5:30 MST - for Albertans
5:30 EST - for everyone else
RSVP: www.momentumcanada.net/AB
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sittin on the dock of the bay
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
sittin on the dock of the bay
Happy Friday! Remember to kick today right in the nuts, it’s almost 2026 FFS💙💜🩷
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Friday! Remember to kick today right in the nuts, it’s almost 2026 FFS💙💜🩷
It’s embarrassing to be an Albertan. The premier is a piece of garbage.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s embarrassing to be an Albertan. The premier is a piece of garbage.
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If Canadians are horrified by the crap going down in Alberta, and you should be, imagine how bad it would be if Poilievre had won the last election
Imagine this sh*t Canada-wide
Yes, Alberta needs to get rid of the UCP
We're working on it
There are recalls & referendums in the works
#ableg #cdnpoli
Imagine this sh*t Canada-wide
Yes, Alberta needs to get rid of the UCP
We're working on it
There are recalls & referendums in the works
#ableg #cdnpoli
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM