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Sooz

@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social

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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator• •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 4d

When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 13h

it's great being in the shower whilst extremely high and thinking "wow I should get a tattoo of a meteor" and then 30 seconds later remembering "wow I already have a tattoo of a meteor"

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 14h

It’s more of a Tickle Trunk.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 14h

*charges seven different vibrators*

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 14h

When I say that I’m going off the grid, that just means I took my Fitbit off.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 15h

😂😂😂

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postpunkandnewwave.bsky.social @postpunkandnewwave.bsky.social · 19h

Goodnight
The lack of descent goodnight songs that I’ve not already used is becoming a real problem
Wishing you all a good and peaceful night

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂
I farted myself awake this morning!

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I had a fart so good today I had to light a candle out of sheer disgust.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Once you’re over forty, a bad day can be improved with a nap, or a bowl of the premium fro yo... even a good fart. All three will send your body into shock though. Be careful.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever see a ghost, I hope it's a naked lady ghost.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

"still punk as fuck," I groan, feeling an ouchy and sitting down again

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful evening on the prairies.

I will forever feel at home in the trees.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m so sorry.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 2d

Horny empath logging off.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 2d

Gov. Josh Shapiro: "I respect the Canadian people and Canada's sovereignty... When POTUS bullies Canada, threatens to make them the 51st state, belittles them, undermines their sovereignty, that undermines the interests of our farmers and the people who work in our factories."