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@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social

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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator• •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d

Kids these days will never understand the chokehold Bryan Adams had on us in the 90s

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

For everybody who stared out the window and sang along to “runaway train” as a teenager, how is life treating you?

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3h

When that one coworker talks to you before you even clock in:

“Do anything fun last night?”
“Just your mom.”

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 3h

just shitposting through the apocalypse, like we do

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 14h

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 16h

Apparently Dolly Parton is under the weather so I’m going to need everyone to think good thoughts.
We won’t be okay without Dolly.

dolly parton is wearing a pink dress and smiling for the camera

ALT: dolly parton is wearing a pink dress and smiling for the camera

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Wore my lucky panties to a job interview and they totally paid off.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

this supermoon is really full of itself

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5d

I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.

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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure if people know this but we are going to die of climate change and fascism if we don’t get it together like it’s not a joke it’s real and the only way through is socialism

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Nov 20

Too young for a reverse mortgage, too old for a treehouse.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

I had the most relaxing, silly day today. Even the bags under my eyes look smaller! I celebrated with pieces of cake. One for every Wilson Phillips, because I’m holding on for one more day.