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Cassandra Brysann
@cassandra-brysann.bsky.social
Average blue human. Unemployed artist otherwise gainfully employed. Still think I’m funny even though I’ve been proven wrong once or twice😆

DM equals a BLOCK
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The mythology of the octopus is that it poured itself through the crack between the old dying world and the new world.

I am that octopus
And now so are you.
Welcome to all the cephalopods.
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May 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Tesla revenue down 71% and the dumbest among us are still buying the stock.
April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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This one should be an award winner
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white.

by Stephen Miller
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Was watching the Big Bang Theory and found a new book
April 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Where are the Russian tariffs?
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Gotta love the French! 😎❤️✨
April 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Keep fighting the good fight.
April 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
If people are being disappeared in the middle of the night, you are in Russia whether you know it or not.
March 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN HACKED
March 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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We are now in the Nazi part of the story where we have to hide all of the “Anne Franks!”
March 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Kseniia Petrova, a Russian scientist at Harvard Medical School, was detained at Logan Airport after returning from France and sent to an ICE detention in Louisiana, The Insider reports.

A big critic of Putin and the war in Ukraine, she may now be deported to Russia.
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dear Greenland,
I don’t want to meet them either.
March 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Donald Trump cannot cancel the 2026 elections. But he can make it very difficult for them to be free and fair. His executive order is aimed at doing just that.

Here is my promise: We are going to sue to stop him and we will win.
March 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Trashing Democrats is why we lose elections. I hate purity tests. We are all fighting on the same side against the facist takeover of America.
March 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bravo to @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social for his bravery and journalistic integrity.
March 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Zero accountability and nobody is going to sack him. This is America now. Criminals, sex pests, drunks and clowns. That’s your government.
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Xavier transitioned and became Vivian Jenna Wilson. She is alive and well and lives in Japan.

No loving parent would ever write such a disgusting thing as this, and it speaks volumes.
March 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM