They're my new best friend.

Did ya Castigate the Enemies of the Godhead?

But it's LANCER!

"Give [character name] a Mech, you coward" is a common refrain at my table.

Also the lighting, oh my STARS the lighting. Everything you need to know about Monsignor is told to you, just by the way his shadow is cast.

Was scrolling down to make this joke.

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Either you read slower than you thought you do, or you're just really bad at math. Either way you've finished the end of a book with only a few minutes of valuable REM time before the horrors of capitalism call upon you to once again. But since you're up... How bout the sequel?

I've been sick this week too and taking the opportunity to sing all the bass parts in songs that I haven't been able to sing properly in a decade.

It is unfortunate that the blaze Sicilia went down in was conflagratory, rather than glorious.

Nothing quite like the cheerful cries of "I godda get mah helmet... I godda get to muh foxholes" on Christmas morning.

I think mine would have been the Dancing Elementalists of Pre-Searing Ascalon, Guild Wars cirica 2005ish.

Didn't take long to go from that to Second Life, though, and the rest is history.

I feel like if we did a Lancer Battlegroups campaign I'd just end up playing Beneej Spoor.

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