Cassandra J. Tastrophe
@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social
Nerd. Communist. She/They, My Knees Hurt. LGBT & Kink Positive. Better than Crimson Skylar at Battletech. Romanticizing Melancholic Solitude
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Friends, I am happy to report that I am now in possession of an eye that SHOOTS LASERS, and you melonfarmers are gonna feel my wra--
*my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering*
Really?
*secretary nods dourly*
Oh.
I meant to say my eye is okay now.
Um.
That's all. Sorry.
*my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering*
Really?
*secretary nods dourly*
Oh.
I meant to say my eye is okay now.
Um.
That's all. Sorry.
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Friends, I am happy to report that I am now in possession of an eye that SHOOTS LASERS, and you melonfarmers are gonna feel my wra--
*my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering*
Really?
*secretary nods dourly*
Oh.
I meant to say my eye is okay now.
Um.
That's all. Sorry.
*my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering*
Really?
*secretary nods dourly*
Oh.
I meant to say my eye is okay now.
Um.
That's all. Sorry.
Jemma won't let any of my D&D characters have a tank.
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Jemma won't let any of my D&D characters have a tank.
Resting Trastiel Face.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Resting Trastiel Face.
Lookit these little goobers. They ain't done but they're so friggin cute.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Lookit these little goobers. They ain't done but they're so friggin cute.
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cigs, a newspaper and a bottle of wine on a beach in the adriatic would fix me🤌 #porcorosso
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cigs, a newspaper and a bottle of wine on a beach in the adriatic would fix me🤌 #porcorosso
Wake Up Dead Man contained some really moving and nuanced depictions of faith; not something I expected from This generation's Funny Gay Detective. As someone who grew up extremely religious and am now... not, rarely have I felt so seen. Don't sleep on Benny Blank's Midnight Nap.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Wake Up Dead Man contained some really moving and nuanced depictions of faith; not something I expected from This generation's Funny Gay Detective. As someone who grew up extremely religious and am now... not, rarely have I felt so seen. Don't sleep on Benny Blank's Midnight Nap.
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Beware the Nil pipeline, lest you end up like me✨
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Beware the Nil pipeline, lest you end up like me✨
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
I'm real tired, ya'll.
DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards
A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.
www.npr.org
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm real tired, ya'll.
There is a thread on reddit right now that is basically "What is like Legend of the Galactic Heroes that I can watch or read." and I'm going through the list of answers like "Read it, read it, read it, seen it, listened to it, watched it, watched it, read it, played it, mother FUC--"
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There is a thread on reddit right now that is basically "What is like Legend of the Galactic Heroes that I can watch or read." and I'm going through the list of answers like "Read it, read it, read it, seen it, listened to it, watched it, watched it, read it, played it, mother FUC--"
Fried Shrimp!
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fried Shrimp!
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Spoilers for an episode of TV from 1988, but I think it's pretty fucked up that goo man killed Tasha Yar.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Spoilers for an episode of TV from 1988, but I think it's pretty fucked up that goo man killed Tasha Yar.
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They wake up at 4 am on Black Friday to go worship at the altar of the Society of the Spectacle.
I wake up at 4 am on Black Friday because my tummy hurty.
We are not the same.
I wake up at 4 am on Black Friday because my tummy hurty.
We are not the same.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
They wake up at 4 am on Black Friday to go worship at the altar of the Society of the Spectacle.
I wake up at 4 am on Black Friday because my tummy hurty.
We are not the same.
I wake up at 4 am on Black Friday because my tummy hurty.
We are not the same.
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This is a GREAT game. Also, that's totally a goal.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is a GREAT game. Also, that's totally a goal.
It's absolutely great to be able to say this again, but HERE WE GO SEATTLE LETS FUCKING GO NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY THE TORRENT.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's absolutely great to be able to say this again, but HERE WE GO SEATTLE LETS FUCKING GO NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY THE TORRENT.
At the very peak of Sunset Mountain, overlooking the valley of The Meadows stands a tower.
Its distant broadcasts are unknown for I cannot peer into the spectrum it sings. It stands, unburdened and unyielding, the only anthropic thing in view. A lighthouse reaching up and piercing shores intangible.
Its distant broadcasts are unknown for I cannot peer into the spectrum it sings. It stands, unburdened and unyielding, the only anthropic thing in view. A lighthouse reaching up and piercing shores intangible.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At the very peak of Sunset Mountain, overlooking the valley of The Meadows stands a tower.
Its distant broadcasts are unknown for I cannot peer into the spectrum it sings. It stands, unburdened and unyielding, the only anthropic thing in view. A lighthouse reaching up and piercing shores intangible.
Its distant broadcasts are unknown for I cannot peer into the spectrum it sings. It stands, unburdened and unyielding, the only anthropic thing in view. A lighthouse reaching up and piercing shores intangible.
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@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social 's Aria Ton'etheral. I put a lot of work into this. Turns out, doing a friend's OC makes you super conscious of every little detail you can muster.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social 's Aria Ton'etheral. I put a lot of work into this. Turns out, doing a friend's OC makes you super conscious of every little detail you can muster.
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I will drown you in butter and simmer you in summer wine. I will feast upon your breast in the evening and bask in the warmth of satisfaction.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I will drown you in butter and simmer you in summer wine. I will feast upon your breast in the evening and bask in the warmth of satisfaction.
Putting legs on your snakes is for cowards.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Putting legs on your snakes is for cowards.
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Excuse me my boyfriend ordered no pickles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Excuse me my boyfriend ordered no pickles.
Gator Aid!
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gator Aid!