bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle
March 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle
look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel
February 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel
he would have loved this
December 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
he would have loved this
idk why men have such a hard time flirting you can just hand a girl some bullshit like this and she will make out with you for a year (unless you are ugly)
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
idk why men have such a hard time flirting you can just hand a girl some bullshit like this and she will make out with you for a year (unless you are ugly)
hi if you just followed me i swear i’m funny sometimes but right now i’m sad my cat just died that’s why it’s like this here
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
hi if you just followed me i swear i’m funny sometimes but right now i’m sad my cat just died that’s why it’s like this here
went to pick up morty’s ashes the vet included a card with morty’s nose print i’ve been taken out 😭
December 12, 2024 at 9:39 PM
went to pick up morty’s ashes the vet included a card with morty’s nose print i’ve been taken out 😭
i will never stop crying
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 AM
i will never stop crying
i can’t believe he’s just gone
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 AM
i can’t believe he’s just gone
he was just a baby. we were going to have a charcuterie board for his birthday. he should have had so many birthdays
December 4, 2024 at 3:12 AM
he was just a baby. we were going to have a charcuterie board for his birthday. he should have had so many birthdays
i want him back oh my god i just want him back
December 4, 2024 at 3:09 AM
i want him back oh my god i just want him back
this is the last time i held morty
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
this is the last time i held morty
this is the first time i ever held morty
December 4, 2024 at 3:03 AM
this is the first time i ever held morty
morty died today no illness or injury he would have turned 3 years old next month i will never stop crying
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
morty died today no illness or injury he would have turned 3 years old next month i will never stop crying
they are mine’s always doing shit like this
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
they are mine’s always doing shit like this