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cassie 🍓
@cassiecao.com
· Dec 1
in case you needed to hear this you are allowed to throw your houseplants away fuck a thing that can’t walk to its own water
gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
let girls marry their cats you cowards
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
let girls marry their cats you cowards
so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts
feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership
if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what
you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children
horses are cats for white women
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
horses are cats for white women
casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time
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hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point
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I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand
if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends
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god if you give me this i will die laughing
April 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
god if you give me this i will die laughing
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Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.
April 28, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.
everything i know about workflow management i learned from labeling chests in stardew valley
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
everything i know about workflow management i learned from labeling chests in stardew valley
bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle
March 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle
look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel
February 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel
