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if anyone else today is drunk on progesterone but needs to write 😇
How I Get Myself To Write When It’s The Luteal Phase
In one of Brandon Sanderson’s YouTube lectures, a female student asks him how he motivates himself to write when life is hard and she has so many Feelings™ ? He answers—I shit you not—he just…doesn’t ...
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new research in neuroplasticity reveals that being a happy person can make you happy
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
couples who have never met sleep 50% better and argue 90% less, new studies show
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
questioning my decision to print and mail a letter to the CRA in all caps. do you think that will inspire them to give me back my money or
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
if anyone else today is drunk on progesterone but needs to write 😇
How I Get Myself To Write When It’s The Luteal Phase
In one of Brandon Sanderson’s YouTube lectures, a female student asks him how he motivates himself to write when life is hard and she has so many Feelings™ ? He answers—I shit you not—he just…doesn’t ...
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
always get my period on the first of the month bc my uterus knows we don’t have enough money for a baby after rent
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i’m so stressed out dealing with my cat’s medical insurance company what do you mean americans have to do this for humans?????????????? OR ELSE THEY DIE???????????
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
people who refer to pets as “it” never like it when i say it about their babies
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
hi have other writers gone insane today say aye
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i can’t explain it but book of mormon is a christmas musical
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
it’s not so bad having coworkers
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
terrified to send out my writing now and be accused of AI slop i’m literally just basic and i didn’t work on it too hard ok
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
how come anti-vaxxer on facebook have so much energy they never seem depressed maybe they’re onto something
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
can tell i’m more balanced as a runner now bc both my knees are equally injured
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
shit how do i turn this boat around
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training:

zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM