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Cassie 🏳️‍⚧️
@cassienya.bsky.social
:3 user & blahaj enjoyer
software dev | nixos user | dog breeder
💜 @mochienya.bsky.social is my puppy
many of my posts are comedic & satirical.
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lesbian monad as a monocule in the category of yurifunctors.
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Mochie insists on looting every single corpse in Red Dead Redemption 2
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The memory foam pillows from SamsClub stink so much I left them near a fan in my room to air out and like my entire room smells horrifically chemically and I cannot breathe.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I feel like the frequency of how often me and my girlfriend are talking and then she's like, "Im bweeting about this" is like far too much, but then I remember some people like post to this platform like eight times a day.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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transcript
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
She was a hyprland girl, she was a niri girl, can I make it any more obvious~
She was a KDE girl, she was a GNOME girl, can I make it any more obvious~
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"sub-woofer" under my desk
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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in a world where subscriptions for stuff that used to be free or local are becoming the norm and we are treated like we HAVE to pay rent to some fuckass company to run shit on “the cloud” instead of owning our hardware or media or whatever my resolution for 2026 is to not do that as much as possible
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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happy new year now kiss your puppy
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
These dog cookies from the Petco dog treat bar thing taste exactly like golden oreos according to my dog @mochienya.bsky.social
Get them for your puppygirl today!
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I can't believe how dirty @mochienya.bsky.social let her keyboard get
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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tomla harris
json biden
richard nixon
barack ocaml
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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nixos is like linux for women
June 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the expedition 33 awards
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
did the game awards guy pork miss piggy?
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Google messages' spam filter has gotten worse recently, it used to be that it caught 80% of spam texts

Only 7 of the 16 spam texts I've gotten in the past 3 days have been caught by the filter
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
announcement tomorrow its definitely not cope
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I am so hyped for this controller
Its everything I've ever wanted
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the sweat I emit when I am gaming has a similar smell to weed 🚀
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I really think we should luigi the board of directors + ceo of flock

The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras

Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@mochie.being.dog is quitting a ts project over having to do
```ts
let regex
try { regex = ... }
catch { regex = fallback }
```
She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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fun fact: html actually has native support for inline event handlers like most frontend frameworks do. they really don't want you to use it for some reason even though they're pretty much the same thing. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
HTML attribute reference - HTML | MDN
Elements in HTML have attributes; these are additional values that configure the elements or adjust their behavior in various ways to meet the criteria the users want.
developer.mozilla.org
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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someone shared this meme about % of programmers identifying as LGBTQ by language, but it had no citations (gasp!), so I wanted to collect my own data. reposts are appreciated, esp from non-queer programmers cause my circle is pretty damn queer ^-^;

forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk...
#programming
Which Language Is the Most Queer
forms.gle
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM