crockpotmom420
@castration.bsky.social
Minnesota's Healthiest Mom!
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brb, ritually blinding myself so I don't get nervous when there's cuties around
May 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
brb, ritually blinding myself so I don't get nervous when there's cuties around
cranking that boar
March 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
cranking that boar
"from scratch" grannies seething as I make a hot dish appear from hat
February 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"from scratch" grannies seething as I make a hot dish appear from hat
this lent I'll be going swagless and giving style tips to the poor 🙏
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this lent I'll be going swagless and giving style tips to the poor 🙏
there should be a moisturizer product that stops me needing to lick each eyeball individually
February 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
there should be a moisturizer product that stops me needing to lick each eyeball individually
Geometry 2: now with more lines!!
February 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Geometry 2: now with more lines!!
i went to the discotek and everybody knew you
February 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i went to the discotek and everybody knew you
i don't just listen to women, sometimes I look at them too and whoooo boy! Pretty neat
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i don't just listen to women, sometimes I look at them too and whoooo boy! Pretty neat
Franks watching the NBA: "oui oui, Michele J'ordanne"
January 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Franks watching the NBA: "oui oui, Michele J'ordanne"
they're saying you're the "Michael Jordan of eating breakfast." congrats!
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
they're saying you're the "Michael Jordan of eating breakfast." congrats!
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I guess it's really over
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I guess it's really over
girl, don't copy that floppy
January 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
girl, don't copy that floppy
literally me b4 morning coffee
January 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
literally me b4 morning coffee
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pump me full of cum bro
January 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
pump me full of cum bro
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(sip of scotch) Hmm... I wonder if the distillation process is ever hurried. (Reading box and learning there is actually nothing hurried about life on Islay, and the distillery, neatly tucked into a whitewashed jumble of buildings by the sea, is guarded by the imposing ruin of castles
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
(sip of scotch) Hmm... I wonder if the distillation process is ever hurried. (Reading box and learning there is actually nothing hurried about life on Islay, and the distillery, neatly tucked into a whitewashed jumble of buildings by the sea, is guarded by the imposing ruin of castles
all-Erewhon hot dish. $1,000 💅
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
all-Erewhon hot dish. $1,000 💅
we need a slur for business majors
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
we need a slur for business majors
your honor, I did not post cringe in that woman's replies
January 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
your honor, I did not post cringe in that woman's replies
I sucked but did not inhale
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I sucked but did not inhale
Oh yeah!?
*preheats your oven*
*preheats your oven*
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh yeah!?
*preheats your oven*
*preheats your oven*
MTG Universed Beyond: Rupaul's Drag Race
January 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
MTG Universed Beyond: Rupaul's Drag Race
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I can comprehend these manmade horrors easily tbh
January 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I can comprehend these manmade horrors easily tbh