Catalie Purrrtman
@cataliecat.com
Will post updates here between closet inspections, rat hunts, and naps.
December 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
And maybe pet a cat
What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
December 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
And maybe pet a cat
I’m invisible in my bowl.
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’m invisible in my bowl.
Cat representation in the media is very important.
December 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Cat representation in the media is very important.
My mom named me after your mom
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
December 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
My mom named me after your mom
Probably given to the police by the actual killer.
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Probably given to the police by the actual killer.
There is a whole other world out there
December 13, 2024 at 6:10 PM
There is a whole other world out there
I’m feeling over stimmied
December 12, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I’m feeling over stimmied
Wendy’s doesn’t cut corners
December 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Wendy’s doesn’t cut corners
I know it wasn’t Luigi because the real killer had a #peakdesign backpack and Luigi didn’t and once you have one you’ll never wear another brand of backpack. Case closed.
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I know it wasn’t Luigi because the real killer had a #peakdesign backpack and Luigi didn’t and once you have one you’ll never wear another brand of backpack. Case closed.
He ain’t the sharpest tool in mcdonnalds he was lookin kinda dumb with a confession and a gun in his backpack
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 6:26 AM
He ain’t the sharpest tool in mcdonnalds he was lookin kinda dumb with a confession and a gun in his backpack
That was a good snug.
December 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
That was a good snug.
I also gave birth in a Walmart.
#wheretheheartis
#wheretheheartis
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I also gave birth in a Walmart.
#wheretheheartis
#wheretheheartis
Have you ever had chicken? It’s good.
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Have you ever had chicken? It’s good.
And tastes better than marshmallow too.
Your festive reminder that a goldcrest weighs less than that marshmallow in your hot chocolate 🥰
#birds
#birds
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
And tastes better than marshmallow too.
Outside cats must get so cold in the winter. Black cat hisses at me too. Maybe we should build them a house with a heater.
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Outside cats must get so cold in the winter. Black cat hisses at me too. Maybe we should build them a house with a heater.
Frickin birds in my house
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Frickin birds in my house