catamitus.bsky.social
@catamitus.bsky.social
I'm an expert in nothing, you'd be an idiot to believe me about anything but maybe I could make you chuckle, but I doubt it
I 🤬 hate PDFs!
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
@skatestory.com
When will skate story be available for purchase on GOG?
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
@devolverdigital.com digital.com @bysameng.com
When will skate story be available for purchase on GOG?
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
#AI #BBL
Bring Back Luddites
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The east has officially been corrupted by the west, KFC has brought the double down to China
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
the ask chatgpt button at the bottom of a youtube video has to be one of the most useless features youtube has ever created. I hope all this AI bullshit causes alphabet to go bankrupt
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Are americans adopting the german three finger gesture? I've found myself doing it without knowing and I'm seeing others do it too, is this a thing now? #AskAnAnthropologist
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I dont think AI knows what a penny farthing looks like
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if war criminals like henry kissinger and obama can get a nobel peace prize why cant trump have one
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I have since been #BOH free for 2 months, thank you #GOG
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
google says that a group of #witches is called a #coven but that cant be right.

say for instance 6 witches are in an elevator and once they exit they will each go their separate ways never to speak to each other again, would you call this a coven?

I think no, I would call it a gaggle of witches
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Our ability to quantify literally everything in the world has broken our brains. We were not meant to know some things in this much detail.
August 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
nationalize all payment processors
August 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I was a prisoner in my own mind before
at least then it was a prison with some comfort

now its only a prison that serves capital

and I want out
August 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I feel like GOG is trying to do an intervention on me and i hate it

Let ME Download BOOK OF HOURS or i swear to GOD...
July 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tell me why web search is garbage these days but when I search "how to kill myself" the first result is useful?!
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
🤣🤣🤣 Photon Protein Fiber Beams!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I think the rise of AI slop has uncovered an hidden phenomena. We've all seen the people who genuinely love the prospect of AI replacing creatives and many assume they are just jealous due to their own lack of creativity. I have a different hypothesis
These are people that have adapted to capitalism
June 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why is it that when I read someone else's stupidity on the internet, its my life I want to take?
June 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ok so hear me out. Asymmetrical multiplayer souls-like where one player plays as the boss
June 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I really want to get a boner but porn isnt doing it for me anymore, so what I would really like is a website that aggregates non-sexual and non-suggestive images, audio, and video that randomly give people boners

Please and Thank you
June 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
funny to think that joe Biden's presidency is entirely due to Obama
May 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
May 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
remember 2015 when we were listening to Pharrell's "happy" and the lego movie's "everything is awesome"?

what a difference 10 years can make
April 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
if you dump a shot glass of ground coffee beans into an Olympic swimming pool, how much coffee have you made?
April 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM