You know when there’s only like 15 pages left in a book and nothing’s been solved and you get that weird closure anxiety like “okay there’s no way any of this is gonna be wrapped up in a way that makes any sense to me”…that’s what everything feels like all the time now

To add on to yesterday's rant: if you're an adult who plays games on their phone in public with the volume on, then I hope you step on a Lego at 3 am with a full bladder in a home with no children so where the fuck did the Lego come from

Good for you if you bring something to entertain your kid while waiting in a Dr's office. Fuck you if that entertainment is loud as hell

As much as I like him, it always felt like we were just a stop on his way elsewhere 🤔

Farewell, Cody Bellinger

To all the people at the Cavs game confused by the All Genders bathroom..... It means that anyone can use it, doesn't matter if you sit or stand....dumbasses

And that will be my saving grace

Istg people forget to drive as soon as it snows. WE'RE FROM BUFFALO, PEOPLE, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FAMOUS FOR

Pretty sure I'm gonna use this exactly as much as I used Twitter, but I already feel far more comfortable here