The human brain is weird. I had a dream that @alyankovicdm.bsky.social did a polka cover of the pokemon theme and upon googling was reminded that he did in fact do a pokemon polka.
February 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The human brain is weird. I had a dream that @alyankovicdm.bsky.social did a polka cover of the pokemon theme and upon googling was reminded that he did in fact do a pokemon polka.
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
BOSTON—Saying he was more than willing to go along with the request to avoid conflict, local internet user Dan Filmeyer reportedly clicked a box to allow all cookies Thursday so the website he was browsing wouldn’t be mad at him. “Ah, man, I don’t want SnackWorks.com to think I’m uptight—accepting these cookies seems like a […]
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February 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air
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EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air
WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to a dramatic increase in cases of starry-eyed gazing and spontaneous poetry, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a general health warning Tuesday for hazardous levels of atmospheric romance across the entire North American continent.
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February 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air
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Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
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February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dear algorithm, please connect me with:
✅book lovers
✅witchy stuff
✅artists
✅writers
✅LGBTQIA2S+ community
✅leftists
✅science lovers
✅disability advocates
✅educators
✅public policy nerds
✅human rights professionals
✅nature lovers
✅rock people
🌈🐸✨️
✅book lovers
✅witchy stuff
✅artists
✅writers
✅LGBTQIA2S+ community
✅leftists
✅science lovers
✅disability advocates
✅educators
✅public policy nerds
✅human rights professionals
✅nature lovers
✅rock people
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Back to black
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Back to black
Apparently, #whiskerwednesday is a thing, so here's my eepy boi
January 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Apparently, #whiskerwednesday is a thing, so here's my eepy boi
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existential dread tides of the universe trying to stop me from loving being alive, and i just never will. i see joy and love and beauty everywhere i look, bitch, fuck you
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
existential dread tides of the universe trying to stop me from loving being alive, and i just never will. i see joy and love and beauty everywhere i look, bitch, fuck you
God, if only
January 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
God, if only
A daily occurrence
January 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A daily occurrence