that is if i HAD a blahaj and tboy husband

I'm gonna bust a piss nut

Avoiding m colleagues who are having a leaving do in the middle of the office but I really need to piss and they're between my dark meeting room and the toilets

Same, I used to think the best of everybody, I had to much compassion

I often fantasise about being a nun in a little convent where we share blackberries, and the rooms smell like cold stone, and we follow socialist principles, drink wine around the fire and incense, and where me and all these other autistic bitches are married to the same dead socialist femboy

💖

living in america feels like being forced to undergo training to not empathize with other humans when they’re suffering bc like how are we all still doing our little daily things rn

What I'm saying is, my gf @robyne.bsky.social is super cool and I'm very lucky, OKAY?! Fuck!!!

My gf did so many fucking dishes and cleaning today, and after they cleaned the oven I cleaned the oven (it needed it) and we got our drain clear AND they made potato scones and we did a Friday NYT crossword together and played morrowind, and yesterday we helped friends with their house and got high

helping my friends move outfit

Realizing now that the venus of willendorf is basically just what i’d look like in a yeezus mask

it's not easy to be a hot dyke; sometimes my motorcycle helmet gets caught on my brow piercing when I'm taking it off and it HURTS

Maybe I could be a real nun if I funded it by making nun porn

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

If anyone knows a reasonably priced custom plushie maker who'd be fine making someone's existing IP, HMU because Kota Ta-kun must be made real

Kato Ta-Kun plushie my beloved when will he return from the war

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

hyper fixated on my job at the dick sucking factory

LTT ass dick sucking factory

I heard they stole a water-powered-dick prototype from an indie developer smh