hellbender fallonmander 🍉
@catsfromio.bsky.social
31 - she/they - full time biologist, part time nuisance, occasional writer - villain enjoyer and monster kisser - often nsfw 🔞
https://archiveofourown.org/users/catsfromspace/works
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I'm a simple creature. I see an ethically-unwell scientist in fiction, I want them to erotically dissect me.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
sea otter
nine-banded armadillo
moose
red fox
water moccasin
sea otter
nine-banded armadillo
moose
red fox
water moccasin
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
California sea lion
European hedgehog
Pacific Gophersnake
Bald eagle
...And tons and tons and tons of bats but they were very fast and in the dark so I can't tell you specifically what kind they were, but likely common noctules a lot.
California sea lion
European hedgehog
Pacific Gophersnake
Bald eagle
...And tons and tons and tons of bats but they were very fast and in the dark so I can't tell you specifically what kind they were, but likely common noctules a lot.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Opossums
Racoons
Squirrels
Vultures
Foxes
I've seen a ton more but these are the West Philly usual suspects around here.
Opossums
Racoons
Squirrels
Vultures
Foxes
I've seen a ton more but these are the West Philly usual suspects around here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
sea otter
nine-banded armadillo
moose
red fox
water moccasin
sea otter
nine-banded armadillo
moose
red fox
water moccasin
I hate Christmas ngl but man I fucking LOVE sending Christmas cards god YES I can FEEL the POSTAL SYSTEM surging in my VEINS
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I hate Christmas ngl but man I fucking LOVE sending Christmas cards god YES I can FEEL the POSTAL SYSTEM surging in my VEINS
Listen. Nurses definitely have hard jobs and handle some awful tasks. But can they not be, you know, Like That? Especially to the lab workers?
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Listen. Nurses definitely have hard jobs and handle some awful tasks. But can they not be, you know, Like That? Especially to the lab workers?
related to my last post, this gif of jack o'connell licking his fingers to lube em fundamentally just altered my brain chemistry in some way
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
related to my last post, this gif of jack o'connell licking his fingers to lube em fundamentally just altered my brain chemistry in some way
terrible news: im still bisexual
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
terrible news: im still bisexual
There's a group of late middle-aged men in the work cafeteria talking about how the Irish mafia blew up one of their generators at whatever his old job was. Good morning?
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There's a group of late middle-aged men in the work cafeteria talking about how the Irish mafia blew up one of their generators at whatever his old job was. Good morning?
Happy one year anniversary of moving to Maine 💕
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Happy one year anniversary of moving to Maine 💕
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This art is a year or two now but I'm still really proud of it. Pigeons!! I sell these lil guys as prints https://www.lackofa.com/shop
October 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This art is a year or two now but I'm still really proud of it. Pigeons!! I sell these lil guys as prints https://www.lackofa.com/shop
I feel like it should have clicked for me that I wasn't straight when I was dead set on being Lena from t.A.T.u. for Halloween when I was 10.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I feel like it should have clicked for me that I wasn't straight when I was dead set on being Lena from t.A.T.u. for Halloween when I was 10.
In reference to last repost: that app is legit and I know some people that use it. Your mileage may vary depending on location. One person has regular great luck on the west coast. One person has mixed results in the Midwest.
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
In reference to last repost: that app is legit and I know some people that use it. Your mileage may vary depending on location. One person has regular great luck on the west coast. One person has mixed results in the Midwest.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by hellbender fallonmander 🍉
doing jokes to deflect the misery but tbh the misery be having some bangers itself
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
doing jokes to deflect the misery but tbh the misery be having some bangers itself
So guess who got high last night and adopted four quail
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So guess who got high last night and adopted four quail
me deleting my decade-old nudes from tumblr:
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
me deleting my decade-old nudes from tumblr:
The Amazon outage knocked out our hospital computer programs for some reason?? Why??? It's back now but damn girl.
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Amazon outage knocked out our hospital computer programs for some reason?? Why??? It's back now but damn girl.
My son is watching The Owl House and ngl I need Amity's flop-ass dad so bad
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My son is watching The Owl House and ngl I need Amity's flop-ass dad so bad
Debating on whether I should use one of my few remaining Ritalin to have a writing day for the first time in months
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Debating on whether I should use one of my few remaining Ritalin to have a writing day for the first time in months
I love a daddy with a lil something wrong with them 😌
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love a daddy with a lil something wrong with them 😌
I didn't spend my high last night staring at pictures of Lucanis for solid blocks of time. You know what that is? Growth.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I didn't spend my high last night staring at pictures of Lucanis for solid blocks of time. You know what that is? Growth.
I'm a simple creature. I see an ethically-unwell scientist in fiction, I want them to erotically dissect me.
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm a simple creature. I see an ethically-unwell scientist in fiction, I want them to erotically dissect me.
my body is teeming with fungus
damn ethan winters i'm just like u fr
damn ethan winters i'm just like u fr
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
my body is teeming with fungus
damn ethan winters i'm just like u fr
damn ethan winters i'm just like u fr
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Reposted by hellbender fallonmander 🍉
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
I think my friend from back home is canceling her trip up here last minute 🙁 I've been anxious to see her for months
June 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think my friend from back home is canceling her trip up here last minute 🙁 I've been anxious to see her for months
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It's very old but DAMN. Guess the reference
Do you like Gortash or are you normal
#bg3 #gortash #envergortash
Do you like Gortash or are you normal
#bg3 #gortash #envergortash
June 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It's very old but DAMN. Guess the reference
Do you like Gortash or are you normal
#bg3 #gortash #envergortash
Do you like Gortash or are you normal
#bg3 #gortash #envergortash