Oh dear, I appear to have fallen down and require urgent medical attention 😍

Thank you kindly! There’s a new production of ITW opening soon that I have my eye on, hopefully I can fit that in next year

I would not say no to that

Wait, you like Rhys Darby?!? You kept that quiet!

Do you have a favourite Sondheim musical? I’ve listened to a few cast recordings but have never seen one live, to my shame

And you were right to do so, that was such a pretty postcard!

Yes 😅 I saw Titanic at an impressionable age, then discovered polar expeditions (Shackleton, Franklin) which had a tendency to go Very Badly. The mystery element combined with how people behaved (for better or worse) in the face of those disasters fascinates me

Blue hour 😍

This is a masterpiece and I will be having it framed asap 😆

Innocent of all crimes

Something to wash down the forbidden meat 🍻

“Oh I’ve been looking for one of these. Fab craftsmanship and the ideal size for carrying all the essentials when you abandon your family on a whim to become a pirate. Material is a bit scratchy though. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5”

Stede Bonnet’s flat ass.
Insane foliage.
Extra corpses.
Passive aggression.
The wanton murder of Nigel Badminton.

Love this idea! For the black cards, maybe some variation of these?

We ____ it through, as a ____.

____. Because that’s what we do here on The Revenge.

My Wondrous ____: A Life at Sea.

For ____ your sentence is ____.