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Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️
@catski22.bsky.social
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Keeper of the Knowledge. Social media guru and website archivist for people who live in your telly. Frequently distracted by cold boys and gay pirates. she/her
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Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️ @catski22.bsky.social · Nov 7
It’s been almost 3 years since I launched #TheTerror website for everyone, so here’s a little recap…

❄️ THE COLD BOYS FANDOM HUB ❄️ is an archive and information centre which can be utilised by the fandom entire. And there are treats from showrunner Dave K!

⚓️ dramaticopeningshot.com

More info in 🧵👇
Screenshot from the title sequence of The Terror S1 with the ships frozen in ice. Overlaid text reads: The Cold Boys Fandom Hub. An archive and information centre for fans of indistinguishable polar explorers.
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mooshy.bsky.social
Yay it's official! 😍😍😍😍 Welcome back Nigel!!!

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Nick Jonas, Rhys Darby, Danny DeVito, Lamorne Morris Returning for Sony’s New ‘Jumanji’ Movie (Exclusive)
Bebe Neuwirth and Marin Hinkle have also re-enlisted for video game duty.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
catski22.bsky.social
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

🌅 Sunset over the ocean
🎭 Live theatre
🧱 Lego (building, not stepping on)
🎵 Film scores
🚢 Doomed boats
🕯️ Scented candles
🚂 Travelling by train
🦖 Dinosaurs
🥾 Long walks
📸 Photography

And pirates, obviously 🏴‍☠️
citrussyndicate.bsky.social Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 2d
10 random things you like

That slice of time in the evening by the ocean when everything is grey & blue
Flip turns when swimming
Burnt sienna paint
Chia seeds and pomegranate arils in yogurt
The smell of sunscreen
Strawberry cake
Fresh baked bread
Fluevog shoes
Drawing shiny things
Plant stores
ann-banann.bsky.social banannie 🩷💜💙 🏴‍☠️ ⚙️ 🚒 @ann-banann.bsky.social · 2d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

Being near the ocean
Live music
Phone dates with friends
Diner breakfast
Sending and receiving greeting cards and postcards
Sitting outside and looking at the sky
A really loud thunderstorm
Food (everything about it)
Baseball
Museums
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
Also #wipwednesday I guess: some planning notes
Shark mermaid Ed on pen and paper towel. Lis is not an artist
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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terrorcamp.bsky.social
📣 SUNDAY KEYNOTE ANNOUNCED: In Conversation with Edward Berger and Florian Hoffmeister!

Step behind the camera with Terror alumni Edward Berger (Conclave, All Quiet on the Western Front) and Florian Hoffmeister (Pachinko, True Detective Night Country, Tár).
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
“ED!!!!”

“STEDE!!!”

#LegoEdandStede
Lego Stede running toward Lego Ed at Te Henga Lego Ed running toward Lego Stede at Te Henga
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
SHAAAAARK IT'S A SHAAAAAARK (chapter)

Chapter 3 of the jaws AU is live!

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfic
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
“I feel like I’ve been sleepwalking my entire life, Ed, but you woke me up. Our time together is limited as it is, I don’t want to waste it.”

@catski22.bsky.social commissioned this scene from @bonnypitty.bsky.social’s fic Somewhere You Feel Free.

CW: boys wrapped in towels

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach sitting on the edge of a bed while wrapped in towels. Stede, who is a little damp, post shower, is on the right side of the picture and has reached his hand out to gently touch Ed’s leg. Ed is looking back at Stede.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
catski22.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from Lego Ed and Stede! 🎃🏴‍☠️ #OFMD
Lego Ed and Stede from OFMD holding swords and standing beside a Lego pumpkin which is twice their height. Next to it is a floating white ghost with a smiley face, also made of Lego. Time to light the pumpkin! Ed is lifting Stede above his head towards the opening in the top of the Lego pumpkin. Stede is holding a lit torch in one hand. Beside the pumpkin is a pirate flag and the ghost has disappeared. Stede has reached the opening in the top of the Lego pumpkin… and fallen in. His legs are sticking out the top and kicking. The pumpkin’s eyes, nose and grinning mouth are now lit by an orange light from within. Lego Ed and Stede stand beside it, holding hands. The ghost has reappeared behind them. A seagull sits on top of the pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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gbcalendar.bsky.social
Today is the last day for pre-orders!

gbcalendar.bigcartel.com

#ofmd #ofmdsart #gentlebeard
graphic showing the cover of the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar and little previews of all the art
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
rhys remembered his youtube password! 🤩

youtu.be/HRyxpD20INM?...
The first six minutes of my show in Portland, October 2025
YouTube video by Rhys Darby
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
CHAPTER 2: in which stede thinks he maybe tulpa'd a shark and Ed gets a new outfit.

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfic
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
I’ll be posting coms on Kofi, tomorrow at 1pm pacific time (that’s 8pm in London and 7am in Sydney). Let’s raise some money for Three Square!
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
🐝💛Liquid Gold Artbook is now on my Ko-fi! 💛🐝
89 pages of everything ( I think ) I did for Liquid Gold fanfic!

All the optional tips will help me with all the medical expenses that are awaiting me in the next weeks 🐝💛🫂🥹
ko-fi.com/s/9e59b926bb
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
HAPPY FIC CLUB CREATURE DAY FROM A BIG TOOTHY GUY

My Ed/Stede Jaws AU is STARTING.

HUGE THANKS to @catski22.bsky.social for the prompt and @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social for all you do!!

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfic
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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scientits.bsky.social
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
Happy #wipwednesday from a very wet and toothy fic!

(Two separate sections)
He swam up slowly, stopping along the way a half-dozen times, and he'd just gotten himself settled the night before. Obviously, he could have stayed in the bay, sleeping in the water, but what good's a bank account with a couple hundred years' worth of dough in it if you can't get yourself a nice little hotel suite every summer? So he's got a room at the Bellamy Inn, with a little private patio that opens directly onto the sand, just in time for the full moon and all that that entails. He's relaxed, is the point. He's— He's fucking bored. Back down in Rio, he's got a whole team: Izzy and Fang and Ivan and Archie, all working together to bring some excitement to the harbor and liberate fancy shiploads to sell on the back market. It's a busy life, never stopping, and back when they were chasing down sailing ships and blasting each other with cannons it was even fun. The last hundred years or so? It's been kind of a drag. So he's started taking longer and longer breaks from it, much to Izzy's dismay, but even exploring the coastlines of the Americas and the Pacific islands-and even the sojourn he spent in Europe a few decades back—hasn't broken the monotony. At least the tea's good. "Oh! Fuck! Mate!" Strong hands catch him around the shoulders and keep him from going facefirst into the flagstones-small mercies-and when Stede looks up, it's into the warmest, most beautiful brown eyes he's ever seen. They're deep and dark and flecked with gold that sparkles in the late morning light like tigers' eye, huge and wide and kind, creases in the corners and faint freckles across the bridge of the man's nose, and Stede thinks, a little bit wildly, that he might be in love. "Shit, I'm sorry," the man is saying. "Oh, bro, your nice pants—" and he's releasing Stede's shoulders and pressing a napkin to Stede's soaked crotch and oh, god, this day cannot get more humiliating, Stede thinks as his cock—just as surprised as the rest of him-stirs with a question. No, he thinks to it firmly, and steps back, finally looking down at himself. It's not good: what must be iced tea is soaking into his trousers in a way that absolutely suggests urine, and linen isn't very opaque even dry, and boxers or briefs would have ruined the line of them, form-fitting as they are, so. So Stede's entire human penis is on display on the front patio of the Queen Cafe, to Frenchie, the beautiful stranger who's holding his tea-penis-napkin, and the entirety of the Senior Citizens' Detectorists Club (and their leader, Doug). Yep.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
long may he roam
September 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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amuseoffyre.bsky.social
🥳The Account, the Captain, his Wife and their Daughter is officially finished!
archiveofourown.org/works/606130...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
The Accountant, the Captain, His Wife and Their Daughter Fyre Chapter 45: 44 - Co-Captains Summary: Stede Bonnet was a fucking lunatic and Ed loved him for it. The final chapter
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
catski22.bsky.social
The Princess Bride
Jurassic Park
Titanic
Hornblower
Stargate SG-1

*stares directly into the camera*
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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amuseoffyre.bsky.social
Happy Saturday :)
archiveofourown.org/works/606130...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
The Accountant, the Captain, His Wife and Their Daughter Fyre Chapter 44: 43 - Definitely not a fucking duck Summary: Leaning back against the rail of the ship, Stede couldn’t stop his laugh of relief from bubbling up. Even with his clothes soaked and clinging to him with the blood from Ed’s gifted bottle, the false sword still tangled in his coat, he had never been happier. Standing over him at the rail, dressed all in black and leather, Ed was dramatically glaring back in the direction of Bridgetown harbour. “Fuck’s sake, shut up!” he muttered, his own giggles matching Stede. “I’m trying to be a scary fucking pirate.”
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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rosymegglemoth.bsky.social
They wanted to join kinktober, but I don't think they understand what cockwarming is
Crochet Stede bonnet and crochet Ed teach with a knit chicken wrapped in a blanket
October 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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mooshy.bsky.social
A new photo of Rhys Darby from TIFF.

🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DPMpef6kqvy
black and white photo of rhys darby
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM