Tits McGee
@scientits.bsky.social
These are not the skeets you are looking for
Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
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behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
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Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results
https://voteyesornoai.com
https://voteyesornoai.com
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Big Tech doesn't care if you want AI or not. They should.
voteyesornoai.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results
https://voteyesornoai.com
https://voteyesornoai.com
How is this one whole year ago?? If you'd asked me when he'd died I would have said last summer, like a few months ago
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
How is this one whole year ago?? If you'd asked me when he'd died I would have said last summer, like a few months ago
I don't know how your Friday night is going, but I've got a tray of roast potatoes in the oven and I think it is very likely I will eat them all
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I don't know how your Friday night is going, but I've got a tray of roast potatoes in the oven and I think it is very likely I will eat them all
A glitch in the matrix
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
A glitch in the matrix
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why is every company trying to make nonconsensual porn of my family. i just want food.
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
why is every company trying to make nonconsensual porn of my family. i just want food.
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I find it slightly creepy that the phrase that's seemingly been settled on is "embracing AI". You can't just use AI or integrate AI or implement AI. You have to give it a big ol' anthropomorphising hug.
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I find it slightly creepy that the phrase that's seemingly been settled on is "embracing AI". You can't just use AI or integrate AI or implement AI. You have to give it a big ol' anthropomorphising hug.
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not a lot that can make me audibly gasp on the internet at this point but wow
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
not a lot that can make me audibly gasp on the internet at this point but wow
I never normally look at the comments on a BBC article about politics, but I was interested in what was being said
No surprise that people can see this for what it is - that Jenrick (and other defecting Tories) are only interested in themselves and their careers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No surprise that people can see this for what it is - that Jenrick (and other defecting Tories) are only interested in themselves and their careers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Robert Jenrick claims he is 'uniting the right' by defecting to Reform UK
The former Conservative minister denies the move was about personal ambition, in an exclusive BBC interview.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I never normally look at the comments on a BBC article about politics, but I was interested in what was being said
No surprise that people can see this for what it is - that Jenrick (and other defecting Tories) are only interested in themselves and their careers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No surprise that people can see this for what it is - that Jenrick (and other defecting Tories) are only interested in themselves and their careers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."
I once heard someone who had a decent amount of knowledge about these sort of things describe jellyfish as "essentially just organised water" and I still think about that quite a lot.
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."
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They have quite an operation going.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
Minneapolis church has delivered more than 12,000 boxes of groceries to families in hiding
DHH church has hundreds of volunteers packing and delivering groceries to families who have been too scared to leave their homes during the immigration operation.
www.mprnews.org
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
They have quite an operation going.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
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Them: I never see you at the club.
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
January 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Them: I never see you at the club.
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
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Yeah but no but no but no
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Yeah but no but no but no
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Naaaaaaailed it
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SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
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Park life!
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Park life!
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It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
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Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
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if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
First morning administering all my mum's medications, it is not for the faint-hearted
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
First morning administering all my mum's medications, it is not for the faint-hearted
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP