Tits McGee
@scientits.bsky.social
These are not the skeets you are looking for
Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."
I once heard someone who had a decent amount of knowledge about these sort of things describe jellyfish as "essentially just organised water" and I still think about that quite a lot.
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Quite a good insult for humans as well, I reckon: "He thinks he's a big deal but when it comes right down to it he's nothing more than organised water."
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They have quite an operation going.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
Minneapolis church has delivered more than 12,000 boxes of groceries to families in hiding
DHH church has hundreds of volunteers packing and delivering groceries to families who have been too scared to leave their homes during the immigration operation.
www.mprnews.org
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
They have quite an operation going.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
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Them: I never see you at the club.
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
January 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Them: I never see you at the club.
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
Me: well, I never see you at the Ilkeston NatWest hole in the wall x
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Yeah but no but no but no
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Yeah but no but no but no
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Naaaaaaailed it
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SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
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Park life!
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Park life!
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It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
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Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
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if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
First morning administering all my mum's medications, it is not for the faint-hearted
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
First morning administering all my mum's medications, it is not for the faint-hearted
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
She has 3 A4 pages of medication, divided into four categories:
NEW medication that she must start taking
Medication she was on that she must PAUSE taking
Medication she must CONTINUE
Medication she must STOP
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Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
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I'll be thinking of you & your PROBLEMS.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I'll be thinking of you & your PROBLEMS.
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God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 AM
God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”
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I find Gmail’s new “write this for me” feature deeply sinister. They’re trying to convince you that you are dumb and helpless. Don’t let them steal your ability to formulate thoughts and communicate. You were capable of writing an email in 2022 and you’re capable now.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I find Gmail’s new “write this for me” feature deeply sinister. They’re trying to convince you that you are dumb and helpless. Don’t let them steal your ability to formulate thoughts and communicate. You were capable of writing an email in 2022 and you’re capable now.
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Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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Minneapolis Council Member Aurin Chowdhury: "Today as a council member, as a daughter of immigrants, I have a whistle around my neck and in my coat pocket I have my passport. That is not the regular moment of peace time."
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Minneapolis Council Member Aurin Chowdhury: "Today as a council member, as a daughter of immigrants, I have a whistle around my neck and in my coat pocket I have my passport. That is not the regular moment of peace time."
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Does anyone know how many litres of water fell out of the sky today between the South coast and Nottinghamshire, because I reckon it's at least eleventy million billion.
That was a fun drive home.
That was a fun drive home.
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Does anyone know how many litres of water fell out of the sky today between the South coast and Nottinghamshire, because I reckon it's at least eleventy million billion.
That was a fun drive home.
That was a fun drive home.
Ordered food to be delivered
Website tells me when driver is nearby
I *see* the guy pull up outside and walk towards the main entrance
WHY do I still jump when the door buzzer goes?! I’m expecting it!
Ridiculous brain and body behaviour
Website tells me when driver is nearby
I *see* the guy pull up outside and walk towards the main entrance
WHY do I still jump when the door buzzer goes?! I’m expecting it!
Ridiculous brain and body behaviour
January 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ordered food to be delivered
Website tells me when driver is nearby
I *see* the guy pull up outside and walk towards the main entrance
WHY do I still jump when the door buzzer goes?! I’m expecting it!
Ridiculous brain and body behaviour
Website tells me when driver is nearby
I *see* the guy pull up outside and walk towards the main entrance
WHY do I still jump when the door buzzer goes?! I’m expecting it!
Ridiculous brain and body behaviour
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honestly I think it's a collective failure that any of us know who Robert Jenrick is. this is the symptom of a sick society
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
honestly I think it's a collective failure that any of us know who Robert Jenrick is. this is the symptom of a sick society