I had a dream where I tried to explain Hogan's Heroes to someone, and I could not convince them it was really meant to be a comedy.

I've been asked how many bikes a few times, I think. Why do you have three?

It's not odd that they meow; Carrot is very vocal. The odd part is that they were focused on each other while doing it. Adult cats are normally supposed to meow only to humans.

Wish I had some encouragement to give that wouldn't ring hollow. I've got the depressions bad today. So all I got is solidarity. People suck.

I'm going to relate some of the more interesting bits because our games are about espionage and I could use more humiliating Nazis in my life right now.

Wow, those goal posts sure are moving fast. Look at them go!

Have you heard of Nevada, friend?

I often wonder what city planners are thinking.